Beto Zaleta

The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

This is a fair point.

Ernest S. Harbaugh, a Cybertruck owner from Ohio, states that 28 children laughed at his Cybertruck after a minor problem resulted in it being towed on a flatbed.

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

Came out to this vignette on the kitchen table. Rough night for the chick.

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

This is The Last Supper now.

laura loomer tweet: WOKE MARXIST POPE

Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a

Joe Biden reading tweets from Pope Leo XIV giving Donald Trump a beat down.

Gorgeous!!!

That's exactly what happened.

If only

Funny how these were all under Republican presidents.

thinking about this today for no reason at all

Tweet from @A_B_morgan: My seven-year-old asked for a dictionary this week. We went to the bookshop today to buy one. She walked home hugging it, pausing every so often to look up a word, grinning as though she had been given a book of spells, the key to wonders. Merriam-Webster QT: The kids are alright.

You had us at "a book of spells, the key to wonders."

Adobe.com posted: 👋 Hey, we're Adobe! We're here to connect with the artists, designers, and storytellers who bring ideas to life. What's fueling your creativity right now? 🎨 Drop a reply, tag a creator or share your latest work -- we'd love to see what inspires you! * it is worth noting that they had 1.6k replies, 1k reposts including quotes, but only 50 likes. Sena Bryer replied: Not you. take CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 * having out-liked/ratioed Adobe with 884 likes as of the screencap.

adobe deleted their post so this one's for posterity

Hugh Jackman recreating iconic #Wolverine moments

Kid Rock makes music for dudes who are only allowed to see their kids on weekends, but don’t ! 😂😂😂

Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 5...

Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death

my offer to america: we bring woke back

AOC: What they like to call as radical, I believe is common sense.

I believe that when a person gets sick, they shouldn’t go bankrupt in the wealthiest country in the history of the world. Common sense

I believe that a minimum wage should cover the minimum cost to live. Common sense...

The Normandy is the most attached to a spaceship I've ever felt ❤️

Logan: Do you think you’re taking Chuck’s place, bub? Look at yourself. Look at the lines you’re crossing. Lines he would never cross. Scott Summers: ...do you… …do you not remember Professor Xavier?

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It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

another day at the uncrustables factory decrusting these crustables