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Twitter expat. Voiced both of the Angry Beavers. Im in the 100th percentile for head size and shape. Mothman is real and he committed tax fraud in my name.

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no amount of free money is going to get people to have children in a stagnant society of rampant corruption and dwindling opportunity

27.06.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 14596    πŸ” 2728    πŸ’¬ 312    πŸ“Œ 94
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is this the zanesville one? hahaha

25.05.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the US inserted itself as a load bearing foundation of modern prosperity on like ten different fronts which was fine until we decided to go completely insane and destroy it all for no reason

06.05.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 948    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 3

honestly the longer the luigi mangione case goes on for the more i’ve become convinced he wasn’t even the guy that shot the unitedhealth CEO and is just a fall guy the state decided upon to punish

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06.05.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6099    πŸ” 653    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 36

I keep my head down and turn out good work and I just barely made rent this month, but a lady calls a kid the n-word at a playground and she raises a half-million dollars in a week. I don't get the world, and I don't like it. We are surrounded by rotten dogshit assholes and they're thriving.

05.05.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 13582    πŸ” 2188    πŸ’¬ 344    πŸ“Œ 112

I love how the Times tried to give their inane column a schmaltzy sendoff and the top commenter just ethers them into oblivion

05.05.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1156    πŸ” 174    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5

I think crime show tv writers and true crime Podcasters should have a think about how they've equated "due process" with "horrible guilty criminal gets off on a technicality" for decades

05.05.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 341    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
For a Student Who Used AI to Write a Paper
 
by Joseph Fasano

Now I let it fall back
in the grasses.
I hear you. I know
this life is hard now.
I know your days are precious
on this earth.
But what are you trying
to be free of?
The living? The miraculous
task of it?
Love is for the ones who love the work.

For a Student Who Used AI to Write a Paper by Joseph Fasano Now I let it fall back in the grasses. I hear you. I know this life is hard now. I know your days are precious on this earth. But what are you trying to be free of? The living? The miraculous task of it? Love is for the ones who love the work.

It's final paper season.

05.05.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1595    πŸ” 451    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 19
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Agree totally with this @sebastianpayne.bsky.social take on declining social cohesion. The anarchist-minded people who think it's bad to punish petty crimes like shoplifting, fare evasion etc don't appreciate how that moves everybody else to the right. www.thetimes.com/comment/colu...

02.05.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 184    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 20

These cases will never survive federal courts overseen by federal judges...which means at some point I'm pretty sure they're going to resort to military tribunals or kangaroo courts in soccer stadiums

25.04.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4290    πŸ” 1150    πŸ’¬ 328    πŸ“Œ 66

Guys, fascism is not a trick to make rich people richer. Radical reactionary populism is a real thing. People REALLY DO get self-destructively radicalized around social resentments, punishing marginalized groups for the psychic reward of seeing them suffer and feeling dominant.

25.04.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 695    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 18

Yea, this is true. Treating any ism as a trick the rich pull ignores that they believe it, too. Elites were phrenologists, it wasn't a backwoods tradition.

25.04.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

It is essential for the rule of law that everyone involved in this end up in prison. Nothing else is a sufficient deterrent against the intentional, repeated abuse of government power to systematically deny fundamental rights.

14.04.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6265    πŸ” 1532    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 50

The judicial branch as a check on the executive branch fell today.

The courts are dead.

Trump openly defied the nation's highest court with the full support of the congressional majority.

For now, it's all over. He has free reign. We're now living in a dictatorship.

14.04.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Series of Bluesky posts:

Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias.bsky.social
Some of the big ideas I've been associated with in my career:
1. Supply and demand applies to housing
2. People like politicians who take popular positions
3. Police help prevent crime
4. The Orange Man is bad
5. China's large population matters a lot for power politics

Matthew Yglesias (reply to above post)
@mattyglesias.bsky.social
I sincerely cannot think of a less provocative, less trolly thinker than Yglesias whose whole thing is mostly just to insist that obviously true things are in fact true.

The Gripe Gazette @gripegazette.bsky.social
Forgot to switch to a sock puppet account?

Large text on top from Felix Biederman’s Instagram account reading β€œsometimes you have to be your own biggest fan”

Series of Bluesky posts: Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias.bsky.social Some of the big ideas I've been associated with in my career: 1. Supply and demand applies to housing 2. People like politicians who take popular positions 3. Police help prevent crime 4. The Orange Man is bad 5. China's large population matters a lot for power politics Matthew Yglesias (reply to above post) @mattyglesias.bsky.social I sincerely cannot think of a less provocative, less trolly thinker than Yglesias whose whole thing is mostly just to insist that obviously true things are in fact true. The Gripe Gazette @gripegazette.bsky.social Forgot to switch to a sock puppet account? Large text on top from Felix Biederman’s Instagram account reading β€œsometimes you have to be your own biggest fan”

lol at Matt Yglesias forgetting to switch to his sock puppet account

14.04.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 16404    πŸ” 2531    πŸ’¬ 392    πŸ“Œ 569
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important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:

14.04.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 41929    πŸ” 13826    πŸ’¬ 317    πŸ“Œ 414

Among the (many) costs of our entire national news media being populated by the same incestuous group of ivy grads: this whole "Trump is the true voice of the herrenvolk" attitude they take is a direct result of none of them having ever met a real person before.

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you do NOT need groceries
you do NOT need clothing
you do NOT need a car

you want them (blah blah)

03.04.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 763    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

"You want them, but you can't get them anymore" is a real winner of a slogan

03.04.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 193    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

People went insane from doordash pricing alone how do they think they will successfully avert that with literally every consumer good in the country?

03.04.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 255    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

every r/conservative post is like a mass grave. you go to expand entire trees of comments and find that they're deleted

03.04.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 233    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

r/conservative is just copium rn and pushing any and all story that are not tariffs related so fucking hard it’s a bit funny

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Hard to put into words how much the right is freaking out rn on the other site

03.04.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6677    πŸ” 752    πŸ’¬ 581    πŸ“Œ 562

the entire US system is sustained by the cheap treats we get, like a new video games and pieces of technology. telling americans they can't have their treats is like declaring war on their existence

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