🔴 This one is ... bland.
He has no salt nor substance.
Zero excitability factor.
Do Conservative Canadians not deserve better?
A proper leader?
Our democracy is strong when we have a serious and viable opposition, with a CHANCE of winning elections. 🤷🏻♂️
🔴 Canada and India will be doing BIG business going forward. 🚀
Thank you, PM, for your work.
#LeadershipMatters
🔳 ONTARIANS 👥: We want better healthcare.
🔳 DOUG FORD 🧢: No. I shall give you INSTEAD a new multi-billion dollar Science Centre, built by my friends.
Look at this model! Ain’t it pretty?
🔴 Dear America,
Like ... when are you going to impeach this guy??
What else needs to happen?
And also...
Who gave him that black eye that he's hiding there??
Your once proud and valiant country is now a dangerous soap opera. 🎭
Do something!
🔴 Donald Trump built much of his political identity on a promise to end America’s “endless wars.”
He criticized foreign interventions, mocked regime-change policies, and positioned himself as a leader who would reject the interventionist instincts of both ...
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🔴 When they find out that under Prime Minister Mark Carney, Foreign Direct Investment into Canada has already jumped up to the highest level in 18 YEARS. 📈
But they are heartbroken, instead of celebrating with Canada. 👀 😌 🤷🏻♂️
And when they are asked to COMMENT:
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improve the lives of everyday Canadians, nor move our country forward.
Action does.
Collaboration does.
A sound strategy does.
And there is nobody more dedicated to creating a prosperous economy that LIFTS people up, than Mark Carney.
The future is bright. ✅ 🍁
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🔴 Prime Minister Carney addressed the cost of living and reassured Canadians that he has a plan in process, to address affordability.
THIS is leadership.
The difference between Carney and Poilievre…
Because slogans are not solutions.
Disinformation, deceit and obstruction do NOT ...
🔴 I was remembering today, how on Trudeau's final day in office he reminded us to ALWAYS stand for what is right, and be unapologetically Canadian. 🍁
He'll be happy to know that we have been doing just that.
▪️ We're standing up for democracy.
▪️ We're defending ...
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🔴 Hang on - wait a darn minute... *re-checks stats and notes* ... “strongest level since 2007”?? 🤔
Doesn’t that mean that after just a SINGLE year in office, Mark Carney has already achieved MORE on this front than their hero Stephen Harper’s entire time as Prime Minister?? 🙂 🤷🏻♂️
#LeadershipMatters
🔳 THEM 🗣️: “What has Carney even done so far??”
🔳 THE RIGHT HONOURABLE PRIME MINISTER, MARK CARNEY: *polite cough*
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🔴 🍁 🍁 🍁
🎶 “Not your 51st state. That fantasy is lost.
We'll kick the orange man out at any cost.
Beavers build. Moose charge. Rangers lead the way.
Canada stays ours. Come what may.” 🎶
The Resistance has come to Canada. 🙂💪🏼
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joyful hugs. 🙂 🫂
Rumour has it that Pierre spent many hours practicing with a mannequin.
But three years later, he still can't make it look NATURAL, or unforced.
Poilievre lacks what Shakespeare's Lady Macbeth referred to as "the milk of human kindness."
There's only one Justin.
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🔴 Whenever I see Pierre Poilievre attempting the "Trudeau hug" at his events, I cringe down to my bones.
It was one of the things he adopted in 2023, along with the many other ways his advisors tried to make him as "likeable as Justin".
They saw how people responded to Trudeau's beautiful...
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to intelligibly depict the utter CHAOS.
And then - it came to me. 💡
I showed him this clip ⬆️, and said that the most accurate depiction of the Conservative Party of Canada - 2015 to present day - is ALL OF THIS.
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🔴 My nephew is doing a project for Civics class.
He came to me for help, and asked me to to articulate, in summary, the state of the Conservative Party over the last 10 years.
I was at first confounded by how ...
🔴 When you’re the Secretary of State, and you know full well that your boss is lying.
He didn’t "stop" a single war.
But you try to keep a straight face. 😳
Because you’re now a gutless MAGA devotee who hopes to get rich on Trump’s corrupt gravy train.
🔴 Conservatives are frustrated that their effort to gain support by spreading hate and division in Canada, is failing.
The opposite is happening - their support is shrinking!
Now they are ANGRY, desperate, doubling down on lies, and lashing out MAGA-style in the House of Commons. 🗣️
Awww ... 😌
🔴 Dear Canada,
I watched Trump’s State of the Union so that you don’t have to. 👍🏼
Here’s what happened...
The old guy seemed exhausted and low energy.
(Maybe the stress of the “Files”?)
As expected, the speech was shallow, immature and weird.
I suspect he ...
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🔴 The VIEW from the vantage point of Pierre Poilievre’s political career…
Is the sky falling?
🔴 #ShortStory
Once upon a time...
🔳 TRUMP: “Come to the White House for a photo op and then later come to the State of the Union Address, so that I can take credit for your hard-won Olympic victory.”
🔳 USA OLYMPIC WOMEN’S HOCKEY TEAM 🏒: “No.”
And the epic team lived happily ever after.
The END.
🔴 He has fulfilled that AGE-OLD prophesy:
"A child shall lead them."
Good point. 🙂
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Which means doubling down on TRUMP-Esque rhetoric…
And that’s exactly what we’ve been seeing of late.
This is a perfect time for any REMAINING, ethical, professional, serious Conservative MPs - to cross the floor before they are forever tainted by the stench of far-right malicious zealotry. 🚶🏻
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🔴 This is an accurate read of the situation. 🎯 ✅
Pierre Poilievre has now all but conceded that he will NEVER be PM.
It is now all about the grift – holding on to his dwindling MAGA-leaning base, so that he can enjoy the TITLE, ego-boost, mansion, perks, etc., for as long as he can...
🔴 Never mind. The question has just been answered. 😌
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devious political objectives.
Who is funding these global, right-wing “Restore” movements?
Why is the Conservative Party of Canada providing shelter for such ominous movements? 🤔
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🔴 Britain has its own version of Conservative MP, Jamil Jivani’s, “Restore the North”.
Right-wing Politician, Rupert Lowe runs “Restore Britain” which, like Jivani’s “Restore the North”, targets disgruntled young men and aims to brainwash them into becoming willing tools for ...
🟥 #ShortStory
Once upon a time there was a troll that lived beneath a bridge.
It could be summoned by the Conservative Leader of that land, whenever he wanted to conduct devious and treacherous schemes and pretend he had nothing to do with it.
The END.
That gave me chills then - and it still does
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