Fun Tom

🔳 SPEAKER OF THE GERMAN BUNDESTAGA 🇩🇪: “I’ve been informed by our Parliamentary Polizei that there are some here that do not have security clearance to be in this Reichstag.
Please leave IMMEDIATELY, before we ask our security services, Bundesnachrichtendienst, to remove you.”

🔳 ONE MINUTE LATER:

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Both of our countries have vast deposits of critical minerals, and PM Carney and PM Albanese just signed a series of agreements to work together to expand production, processing, and refining capacity - strengthening supply chains and making them more resilient. 🚀

#LeadershipMatters

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🔴 The energy between PM Mark Carney and Australian PM, Anthony Albanese, is awesome!

It’s giving Trudeau-Obama vibes. 🙂

Who says you CAN'T do serious business and have a little fun at the same time, eh? 👍🏼

This is the first bilateral visit by a Canadian PM to Australia in two DECADES.

🔴 "My government..." 😂 😂 😂 🤦🏻‍♂️

This guy... 👀
Lost the election, lost his seat, STOLE a safe seat to get back into Parliament through the back door, and now his own MPs are ditching him and crossing over to the Liberals! 👀

Canadians - behold this one, who is clinically DELUSIONAL. 🤷🏻‍♂️ 😄 😄

🔴 Your expression ... when you have NO security clearance and therefore haven't received a briefing on global affairs and threats since Harper was in power, 12 years ago ...

And so - you have no idea what anyone is talking about right now ... 😳

🔴 The face you make, when you are a British Conservative politician and you're uncomfortable playing along with someone wearing platform shoes and pretending to be the Prime Minister of Canada ... 👀

🔴 This photo of our former Prime Minister looking so happy and carefree, gave me comfort that good guys always land on their feet. 👍🏻

All Canadians are happy for you, Justin! 🍁 🙌🏻
We wish you well.

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enough.

Like ... why is he standing like that?? And with that fake smile plastered on his face? 🤦🏻‍♂️

Embarrassing our country overseas...

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🔴 I'm quite confident that somebody as fake and immature as this one 👇🏼 will NEVER be Prime Minister of Canada.

I'm not saying that a Conservative cannot win an election in the near future, I'm just saying it won't be Poilievre.
The Canadian people have seen

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spend their time lying and obstructing progress.

2. Then there are those leaders who love Canada, and use their superior leadership skills and economic prowess to pursue a prosperous and sovereign country. ✅ 🍁

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🔴 There are two types of leaders.

1. Those that LOSE their parliamentary seat in a democratic election, refuse to accept the People's will, make underhanded deals to trigger an expensive by-election to slither back into the House of Commons via the backdoor, just to ...

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🔴 I just think that in the year 2026, it should not be this easy for one man to just start BOMBING other countries in order to try to evade an investigation into his sex crimes.

And nobody can stop him?
He has unchecked power??
What kind of Democracy is that?

Something is wrong with our world.

🔴 One word to describe this crew?
Just ONE. ☝🏻

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this area and has ZERO experience. 😌

He and Ana are busy gallivanting the British Isles on a "working" vacation, meeting with right-wing randoms, instead of putting out fires at home where Conservative MPs are in the final stages of planning to bolt and abandon the sinking ship... 🤷🏻‍♂️

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🔴 😂😂😂 Could somebody please let Pierre know he lost the election (and his seat) and has no power to negotiate ANYTHING on behalf of Canada?? 👀

The Right Honourable Prime Minister, Mark Carney, doesn't need his help with anything on the international stage - Poilievre knows nothing about ...

🔴 Wait a minute ... 😂 😂
Hold up.

This is one of the wars that, until yesterday, Trump had been going around for months, saying he had ENDED!

It's one of the reasons he was demanding the Nobel Peace Prize last year! 🤷🏻‍♂️

Now sanctions?? 😄 🤦🏻‍♂️
That guy has the Sadim touch.

🔳 TRUMP: “I bombed Iran because they might, one day in the FUTURE, decide to pursue a nuclear weapon. That can never happen. We cannot have a rogue regime having a nuclear weapon.”

🔳 Meanwhile North Korea in the PRESENT:

🔴 “Canada wasn't involved. We weren't notified, and we do not have an intention to be involved in any military strikes or operation.”

Thank you for your attention to this matter. 👍🏼

🔴 Brand new footage of Conservative Leader, Pierre Poilievre, desperately evading the SCRUTINY of Canada's Security Services that would be required to attain Security Clearance.

🔴 Eish! 🫣

I don't know who needs to hear this.

But if somebody as immature and unqualified as THIS 👇🏼 is your Secretary of Defense (*War) - your country might be in big trouble...

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for sky-high demand and rocketing PROFITS. 🤔

Sound far-fetched?
WATCH. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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🔴 Let me get this right:

Trump and his business associates now have control of the world’s largest oil reserves (Venezuela).

A few months later he bombs Iran, unprovoked, knowing that outright war in that region will affect/halt Middle East oil production, leaving Venezuelan oil poised ...

🔴 This one is ... bland.

He has no salt nor substance.
Zero excitability factor.

Do Conservative Canadians not deserve better?
A proper leader?

Our democracy is strong when we have a serious and viable opposition, with a CHANCE of winning elections. 🤷🏻‍♂️

🔴 Canada and India will be doing BIG business going forward. 🚀

Thank you, PM, for your work.

#LeadershipMatters

🔳 ONTARIANS 👥: We want better healthcare.

🔳 DOUG FORD 🧢: No. I shall give you INSTEAD a new multi-billion dollar Science Centre, built by my friends.
Look at this model! Ain’t it pretty?

🔴 Dear America,

Like ... when are you going to impeach this guy??
What else needs to happen?

And also...
Who gave him that black eye that he's hiding there??

Your once proud and valiant country is now a dangerous soap opera. 🎭
Do something!

The Lord of War ... 🔴 Donald Trump built much of his political identity on a promise to end America’s “endless wars.”

🔴 Donald Trump built much of his political identity on a promise to end America’s “endless wars.”

He criticized foreign interventions, mocked regime-change policies, and positioned himself as a leader who would reject the interventionist instincts of both ...
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🔴 When they find out that under Prime Minister Mark Carney, Foreign Direct Investment into Canada has already jumped up to the highest level in 18 YEARS. 📈

But they are heartbroken, instead of celebrating with Canada. 👀 😌 🤷🏻‍♂️

And when they are asked to COMMENT: