Kari 🪸 shrimp on the internet

hello, I am the highest stationary vtuber above ground level in the Western Hemisphere

you would take this from me when I finally have a captive audience

chat is this real

alas sold out

at last, my arch-nemesis

US citizenshrimp achieved!

sleep’s not a thing, huh

tired: power tools
wired: hacksaws

extremely normal handcam setup

delay line memory is like if you had no space in your house so you decided to mail all of your stuff to yourself, and then keep mailing it out when it arrived until you need it

been just going hard on the golang vtube studio library, and finally have a working prototype

the nonsense I hope to get up to with this…

So I decided to stay in the magfest area a little longer, and booked an early morning flight out of DCA this morning

welp

I swept the sweeps

I am now enmagged

where is the option in apps for “No, I don’t wish to upgrade because your app doesn’t support older versions of iOS which I am sticking to because I am an anime mantis shrimp streamer who wishes to use the better mouth tracking from before iOS’s ARKit model was updated to track masked users”

(if I were a lewdtuber I would stream about zoning policy so I could say “ba-semen-t”)

if I were a cat vtuber I would stream about zoning policy just to say “ho-meow-ner” a lot

it's been ten million years since I last streamed but let's go

twitch.tv/KariChary

DROWN, ANTARCTICA, DROWN

DROWN IN THE APOCALYPTIC WAVES OF THE GALACTIC GEYSER

say, fellas, I found the door to darkness

blah blah blah free trial eorzea cafe ffxiv copypasta bard drink etc etc so many coasters alisaie is cute

so it looks like Marine was actually holding hands with and touching fingers with other hololive members during the performance, something Cover has historically struggled with

they’ve unlocked tee-tee te te technology

good to know I got it right

this is water, right?

got lost, then found Lenore - someone could make a poem about this

uh, nyahallo

kari looking at houshou marine display

to my dearest chat

it has been a long time. I have been spirited across the seas to a den of pirates, but I have negotiated a parley and after much song and dance they seem to only wish for “overseas sexy lady”, so please await my swift return

yours,
kari

karichary but very very cold in an icy background

BEHOLD, AS THE SPOOKY SEASON RECEDETH, THE FROSTSINGER SHALL AWAKEN ONCE MORE, AND ALL THY RETAIL WORKERS AT SHOPS SHALL SHUDDER IN THE MARIAH'S WAKE

also I'm live etc etc
twitch.tv/KariChary

hi project manager, I miss your streams but appreciate your management of projects

one of the reasons I really hope this one sticks is that I kind of feel like I’ve been kind of shit at doing the other site “right” and I want another chance