Shane Sweeney

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

a man in a suit and tie is wearing a crown and saying yeah boyy ! Alt: Flavor Flav says YEAH BOOYYYEEEE,!!!

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times.

I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

@ryanfromohio.bsky.social fucking Z!

I mean, spoilers, but the first one is about a phone with ghosts. So, inherently supernatural

For real, man. Y’all took a great thing that could have been a wonderful one off story (which, of course, should always exist) and created a mythology with it. Well done. There’s so much to love about it.

Black phone 2 was amazing. Like, if Robert Jordan wrote the exorcist/elm st:3 with all of the twin peaks and the shining. Loved the first film, and novella. And I’m a selling this film short by references. Great work by a writers writer in @crobertcargill.bsky.social

You'd think that if MLB owners can put aside $75 million each as a lockout war chest that teams like the Marlins and Guardians could swing payrolls of at least that much, yet they don't most years.

Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM. BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.

The Supreme Court:

*did, obviously

Dis you watch it twenty times because you wanted to, or, because HBO only played six movies a month but they played them ALL MONTH. I wouldn’t know because we definitely didn’t have weird free HBO…

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

The beauty of it, the artistry of it, is that you don’t have to speak Spanish to see, and know, exactly what that person was saying. #badbunny

With everything going on it’s hard for me NOT to remember the only campaign promise Trump made that he’s trying to keep. “Vote for me and you’ll never have to vote again.”- DJT

I have a little jump start thing that you’re welcome to but I can’t even make it off my street with the van at this point.

People clamoring for the 25th Amendment when we don’t even have a 1st, 4th, 10th…

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it

Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle

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From Senator Chris McDaniel: “Lately, some folks have taken to calling ICE “the Gestapo.” It sounds fierce. It feels righteous. But it isn’t true, and it isn’t harmless. The Gestapo was a secret police force. No warrants. No courts. No lawyers. And no appeals. People vanished in the night, not because they broke the law, but because the law no longer meant anything. The knock on the door was the sentence. ICE isn’t that. Not even close. ICE is a public agency enforcing laws passed by elected officials. Its agents file reports. They seek warrants. They lose cases. Judges stop them. Lawyers challenge them. Some detainees go home. That’s not tyranny. That’s bureaucracy, for better and worse. You can hate immigration policy. You can argue enforcement is too harsh, too sloppy, or too broad. You can work to have the law changed if you wish. That’s a republic doing what it’s supposed to do. But when you call ordinary law enforcement “the Gestapo,” you cheapen real evil. You turn history into a slogan and suffering into a metaphor. And once every badge is tyranny, no tyranny is left to recognize. In Mississippi, I was raised to believe words should earn their weight. This one hasn't yet. It throws around the language of dictatorship while living under a system where courts still rule, lawyers still argue, and the government still loses. That difference matters. Because the day enforcement becomes secret, unchecked, and answerable to no one, we won’t need to borrow names from history. We’ll know exactly what we’re dealing with. And we’ll wish we’d kept our words honest.”

“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)

Just remember, if your team loses a football game it means Jesus loved the other team more.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.

That is called murder when they do that.

Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.

Make it viral.

YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Coming Soon Anaconda Exclusive Clip - Buffalo Sober (2025)

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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Putting the "napping" in kidnapping.

Remember kids, in the year of our Lord 2026, if you see someone stealing food, NO YOU FUCKING DIDN’T

I worked at a hotel and once helped Marcel Marceau check in/take his luggage to his room. He talked my ear off for about ten minutes. And fwiw he was very kind and gracious.

United PHO-deration of Planets

Also, if we’re doing this Columbus has a bigger population than Cincy and Cleveland combined. I’m not even an advocate, haha, just a person who travels a lot and gets irked by classism and dismissiveness*
*perceived on my part- not throwing stones, really