TR Risk

Hims is a tired boy

Can't wait! This is how I'm celebrating my birthday this year. A great show and an amazing cause? I'm so there!

I'm back in the states

Funko Pops are just vinyl Precious Moments figurines.

The train to Munich had a broken switch... And the soonest flight I could make isn't until the 17th. Not thrilled, but I'll enjoy more time in Germany

I heard that Giuliani is going to change his name to Röhm.

I'm supposed to head home tomorrow. But the weather in the Midwest might just keep me from getting there for a little while.

I'm really gonna miss Malta. This has been an amazing trip.
I'm planning another for the summer.

I've had multiple people assume I'm Maltese while I've been here. Not sure why though.

I'm at an aquarium and a dude just made the "come here" sound you make to dogs... but to a shark... behind glass

I took these on the way to get a new Bluetooth keyboard. This entire country is amazing.

Just saw my first traffic accident in Malta. With these tiny streets it really fucks shit up.

Adopt, don't shop!
#Fleshlight

The first two pictures I took just on my way to get a haircut. This country is so beautiful! #Malta

Having to remind myself that I can't decide to move here after one visit.
#Malta
#IWantToMoveHereSoBad

You are neither fat nor here, dammit!

The Luzzo eyes I got from IanC at Aquino Tattoo in Malta.
The pics don't do them justice. They are so good!

Finally found some other fat people here.

That's really hard to do. I'm sorry this happened.

Malta is so beautiful! Thinking I may get an Eye of Horus tattoo...

I didn't feel like paying for a Fleshlight so I made one from Legos.
#BigMistake

Heading to Malta tomorrow! Getting pretty excited!