Johnny Camacho

Oooh. I love a good cameo.

How I feel 5 minutes after leaving contracts class every day

President Trump is gonna be shocked when all the real Christians get raptured and he’s left down here with a bunch of Granola Liberals™️ and Richard Dawkins. #rapture #trump #quinoa

I just popped a couple Tylenol and now I know all the dinosaurs. #rfkjr #maha #politics

If I survive daily commutes on I-81 long enough to graduate law school, it will be a miracle.

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...

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It is 2029:

1. Taylor Sheridan is President following a primary battle with Nick Fuentes and JD Vance, and a brutal general election vs a sentient NPR tote bag.

2. ChatGPT 10 is sworn into Congress, having been elected in AL-2.

3. Tom Cruise becomes pure energy and takes control of the grid.

Is Canada hard to move to? Asking for a friend.

That would have been legendary.

The donations at the end were a nice gesture.

That was the worm talking, I think.

Stephen Graham seems like the kind of guy I would drink 17 bourbons and overthrow a monarchy with. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys

That Stephen Colbert win was very well-deserved, but also extremely intentional. Somebody check Truth Social. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys

Vince Gill doing the In Memoriam is how I learned he’s not dead. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys

I thought Winsome Earle-Sears was a law firm. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys #virginia

Alan Cumming is the love child of Liberace and Charlie Chaplin. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys

Tina Fey will always be my celebrity crush. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys

American TV is having another cowboy hat era. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys

Jeff Probst has 5 more Emmys than Harrison Ford. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys

Every time I try to watch Slow Horses, I realize I’m not smart or patient enough for Slow Horses. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys

The real winner tonight is “Ask your doctor about…” #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys

The tonal mismatch between Nate Bargatze and this show is hilarious. Like a youth pastor in a Zyn ad. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys

Instead of taking donation money away from The Boys and Girls Club for long speeches, CBS could’ve allotted less time to pharma ads. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys

On the red carpet, Ice-T called SVU a kind of therapy, and I get now why I’m so depressed. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys

I’m such a simp for awards shows. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys

I’m not saying there’s a generational gap between my law school peers and me, but I mentioned My Cousin Vinny and they asked if he was local.

Hannity and Co are living their best lives in the worst timeline. #foxnews #maga #politicalsatire #musicaltheatre #Trump #seanhannity #jessewatters #lauraingraham #broadway

A little ear worm about #petehegseth and The Atlantic’s Jeff Goldberg. #politicalsatire #musicaltheatre #politics #yemen #nationalsecurity #comedy

Monday, March 3, don’t forget to buy up all the coffee-flavored Zyns so the DOGE interns implode.

Bob Seger doesn’t end a song. Somebody just eventually comes in to unplug him.