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Libby Schreiner

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Comedy writer, unless you don't find me funny, in which case I'm called a "satirist." Formerly staff writer at The Onion, Tooning Out The News

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It's been so long since I read Wuthering Heights, I'd forgotten about all the fingerblasting.

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Hollywood is not DYING, it's EVOLVING into an industry where you don't have a job.

11.02.2025 19:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President For generations, U.S. presidents have gone to great lengths to avoid potential conflicts of interest. When I was elected, I followed suit by placing my small business in a blind trust to assure our ci...

You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President

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Diet Coke is the social media of beverages.

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