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Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners HILLIARD, OH—Reluctantly admitting to the table that she might have been too quick to judge, local mother Janet Greenbaum told family members Thursday that she was actually quite impressed by the mann...

Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners

oooo get em

who up cronkin they doink

@spott.bsky.social keep killing it

sent this to my twilight obsessed ex wife (there’s a story there. for another time)

their response? “omg peak”

Drawing of a sheep dog and a sheep with the caption; "Your love comes with no sharp edges no bite marks or bruises"

Safety

oh yeah I'm definitely a lil parasocial but obviously I don't know any of y'all

all I can do is stick around and make my lil funny jokes and hope u notice me

Drawing of pink Basil using realistic scissors on a paper toy snake to signify cutting off harmful parasocial fans. With the caption; "You are not entitled to me, or my art, my body, my spirit"

Parasocials

Festive Bear & Bird 🐻🐦🎄 #BanjoKazooie

me when I join a new Facebook group

out here at da club tonight

wow.. imagine.. secven hundred women... loving women

"stop ruining the cuddles with ur boner" you mean you don't get turned on and hard as fuck when you're pressed against a cute girl who's warm and squirming against you making noises? okay weirdo.

A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.

And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.

a maslow pyramid of needs and the only needs is: "insane t4t puppysisterwife sex with too much eye contact but also a lot of playful tickles that cause us to both giggle uncontrollably while we're fumbling to put it back in when it slips out to no avail because we've covered each other head-to-toe in warm coconut oil so that i could massage her until she eventually succumbs to my oiled feet and big soft tits rubbing against her most sensitive spots over and over again while she pleads for me to stop but i don't stop i keep going and going driving her insane mentally and physically edging her until she keeps crying for it to end but it's just the beginning of the night i haven't even clipped the leash to her and she's already whining like a cute pathetic little mutt pleading with those big adorable eyes almost like it would get me to stop or maybe just maybe she doesn't want me to stop she just wants me to make her even worse and knows that even just feigning a bit of resistance will just make me want to use her more than anything else she understands what i like and how to make me act because i am her dog too and she is my owner as much as i am her owner but in this moment i hold the control and i do what i want with her even though she will repay me for my sadistic tendencies ten fold to what i've done to her but that's also partly why i bully her and push her so much because i know she's gonna act all sweet to me and get me really high once we're done so i get to sleep quickly and then she can take advantage of me."

in case u didn't read it the first time

I love turkeysss

Type shit I'm saying real spill real spill

blue tongue maan !!

Blue tongue skink eating cat food

Blue tongue skink eating cat food

Blue tongue skink eating cat food

Blue tongue skink eating cat food

I hadn’t seen any lizards bust in from outside to steal cat food in so long that I started thinking perhaps they forgot how. Nope! An old friend from a year ago let itself inside today

Need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need

uh-oh...here comes trouble..

who was???

i dreamt a cute girl kissed me on the schoolbus >///~///>

no exaggeration my plug is into this

A dog girl furry with white fur stands holding out a piece of paper to the viewer. She has shoulder length pink hair with bangs, a spiked collar, a pink flannel, a spiked bracelet on the left wrist, and teal jean shorts. She says, "You dropped this, champ," as she hands over the paper. The paper says "You don't gotta go, bitch." In the background, text reads- "Works for: Any Reason. Works On: Transphobic family, homophobic family, racist family, republican-ass, religious ass, bigot family. Whatever. Fuck em!"

A relevant gift for all your holiday needs~

here's a video of me getting fucked at a room party at #anthrocon trying to gauge interest if I should get back into selling meself