"An observation.
But since it means I can use you to make money, also an compliment."
"An observation.
But since it means I can use you to make money, also an compliment."
"Pfffff, darling, this comes from someone who enables that shit.
I'm part of the problem."
"You look very...marketable."
24.02.2026 23:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
"All that lovey dovey horseshit while you have to do boring duties and no equal to share the little free time you get with?
People see it as the day of love.
All I see is an orchestrated display to evoke envy while loneliness is a rising problem in modern society."
"Yeah, horrible, isn't it?"
15.02.2026 13:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"Good girl~"
17.07.2025 22:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"Childish? No. Hedonistic? You'd might have a point there, little lamb.
But alas, guess I was wrong to assume that you are the fun one among all those sticklers."
I need this book! Lol π π€£π
02.07.2025 21:51 β π 17304 π 2514 π¬ 415 π 166
"...How does that count as aphrodisiac?
Pouring hot chocolate on ones privates hardly gets one anything except first degree burns..."
"I was looking for someone fun around here, but I have yet to find anyone to fit that description.
Who'd've thought that a god would want his most devoted followers to live such bland and hollow lives, prepetuated by the same monotonous repetitve routines on the day by day.
Doesn't seem rewarding."
"The "mindnumbingly horny beyond compehensive thought" kind."
30.06.2025 21:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"Aphrodisiacs...For a Client of course..."
30.06.2025 21:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
"N'aww~
Aren't you just the cutest thing in this entire monastery?!"
Where's she come from out of a sudden?
The sheep didn't even hear her open the door...
"Of course you didn't, I portal'd in.
I habe been here since approximately 5 seconds.
So no sweat on keeping me waiting, for you didn't."
"Missed you too, buddy."
30.06.2025 06:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
"You have a shop?
What are you selling?"
...Fuck man.
That sucks.
This smoking a cigarette, and the text says Jesus, watching the worst people on the planet claim to be his followers
Seriously, they're the worst!
20.06.2025 21:53 β π 22303 π 3118 π¬ 513 π 137
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"Mind sharing?"
Where'd she come from all of a sudden?
"Curiousity at best, annoyance at worst..."
03.05.2025 12:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
But then, a voice.
"Hello little lamb. Sleeping on the job I see?"
"Does "I" have a name?"
Annoyed meerkat noises.
Why doesn't "I" mind his own fucking business?
"Don't worry, I'll call the healer!.. Wait.. I am the healer!"
πͺA very calm bunny from the mountains
πͺHe follows the coin
πͺHeads up: Lewd language and content we'll be shown from time to time.
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"That's adult fashion for ya."
25.04.2025 17:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Well, you will have to model a bit...and generally do everything I say..."
25.04.2025 17:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0