jawbroken

going back in time to prevent various tragedies and being confronted with the fact that i have just as little agency to effect change as i do now

committees.parliament.uk/writtenevide... it came from here but the sourcing is not very good

bsky.app/profile/polp... maybe

if you can’t tell after the “Our original plan” paragraph you’re screwed

same, presumably due to my off-putting personality

la is so beautiful

la is so beautiful

bro do you wanna come over and use inductive reasoning to try and determine the rules of winter olympics sports we’ve never seen before

i know when i put it in my mouth the matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. after nine years you know what i realise? ignorance is bliss – cypher

the real trick is to just serve tonic and no gin

Honestly I’d have been more surprised if you hadn’t

i know what a cooper is

generative ai fucking up all the colours from the poster it copied for the 1928 winter olympics

the real poster for the 1928 winter olympics

and this one where it just fucked the colours from the real poster

generative ai slop from the winter olympics opening ceremony fucking up the logo

i went through and checked them all, but even in the very first scene (black should be under green at the bottom but over at the top)

it consistently got their own logo wrong, both colours and how the rings are interlocked

the thumbnail makes it look like they’re nude from the waist down

sorry to hear that

same, even though i’ve been repeatedly banned by those nerds for making my user talk page too crazy whilst never editing articles

but??

he didn’t care…

Dear Linux, IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U ! Gun ASCII WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE Thanks, jawbroken

can’t find the original, but for full transparency (01/05/2011)

i thought i might have done that, but i checked and it was an ascii drawing of a gun to linux to****ds

don’t worry, i secretly like it

not again…

not really in charge, but i think everyone i follow can cook away

apologies, cook away

it might be more the nature of following roughly one thousand people

i think it’s either me or @batsugunda.bsky.social

probably the sheer magnetism of gëzim "dj gimbo" blakaj

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