jawbroken

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finally a moderation decision on here that we can all agree with

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what did @jessefarrar.com get suspended for?

i was going to say i do the same thing with chips when i’m doing something that i don’t want to get greasy (cards, books, computer, etc)

are you eating candy with chopsticks?

Jeremy Renner has been hit by another snowplow - this time, a metaphorical one as he faces allegations of racist sexual harassment

that is me

no dork mode guys on my page thanks

(crouching in front of a dog tied up outside a coffee shop) who are they to restrain you? what right do they have? what laws have you broken? can the jailor ever truly know a prisoner's heart?

(releasing the dog and it runs directly into traffic) ah divine judgment, fickle fate

and it makes all the normal usernames on here look bad

feels like a great way to lock yourself out of your own account forever somehow, also

hoping the superpower is “normal thyroid levels”

cat is radioactive

[doing muffled woody Allen voice while sucking my own dick] it tastes terrible. And such small portions

New therapist asked me in our first appointment what I'd like to work on. I said, "Uhh how about... my own tropical private island?? LOL!!!!!! 🤣!!!!!!" But anyway it was suicidal ideation.

That's mighty interesting, squirt. Now let me tell you a better story my buddy Murray Cassatt told me, over a chef's table tasting menu

Just an incredible image and thank you to whoever assembled it. #Facts #Hollyweird #NowThatsCrazy

seeing Jimeoin on the Riyadh Comedy Festival lineup made me laugh for some reason

xcancel.com/i_zzzzzz/sta... and there we go

Cush Jumbo, Manny Jacinto & James Badge Dale Lead New Regency’s ‘Balestra’; Fencing Thriller Lined Up As Movie & Series Filming has begun in Canada on the New Regency-backed fencing thriller which is being made as a film and a limited series.

oh, interesting. i could only find information about the movie version but this says it was designed to be both? deadline.com/2022/02/cush...

i think they split the movie into 6 episodes to put it on prime, don’t see that too often

very nice, i remember the test tiles from years ago

cheers

you truly “don’t know what you got ‘til it’s gone”, regarding breathing

you too, it’s no joke

i also have pneumonia, but only one lung. that’s bad enough

different sweeteners also, i think. not sure, i just know that i didn’t like it

still hoping for the day that the world learns to appreciate the canned highball

the australian ones suck compared to the real ones, hope that’s not the case for you