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YouTube video by McMansion "cyberslamwich" by McMansion

great news, you can watch me be stressed over pedals permanently etched into time with this video!

youtu.be/0rPRMfdAozQ

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shoutout transmascs

can't believe they Fai-fied Nimby Jarl

that's true but also Huntsman is cracked rn and I'm so curious to see how he's approaching it

I thought I was just filling in on bass for one show but nope!

turns out I'm just in a thrash metal band now, neat

incredibly fucking hyped to see a 7-0 Huntsman at the Calling!!!

no war no borders no cops no prisons no to all of this shit

holy shit this is so many synthesizers

sorry for hurting your jaw with my tits but I stand by my actions

thwough the dawkness of futuwe past
the magician wongs tuwu see
owne chants out between two wowwds:
fiwe wawk with me :3

they're both my wives

You've caught them all!! Go catch grass!!

for the 30th anniversary I was hoping they were going to announce a total cessation of all Pokémon-related activities, rip

that's v fair, and honestly anytime wizards have to play attacks I'm a little sad about it, I think the equipment thing is less of an issue when they aren't doing split damage

it's important to be a homewrecker

Blaze is like, the first deck in the format that I'm excited to play lol

it's pretty neat!

yep! this is a product description type deal

a malfunctioning object containing infinite love and infinite rage

you know how easy it is
to rhyme it with south

there's something full of dumb words in my body and it's called a mouth

wait I think I got my wires a lil bit crossed on this one

there's something you can pitch to gain life and it's called a Heart Of Fyendal

I got extremely lucky in that I won an antiquity pack at armory and pulled a Heart, but that's a separate experience from buying three boxes of nothing, got the Rusted Relic and everything

the reprints are really cool, and I'm so happy that Huntsman finally has new cards and that they're good

there's also way too much SAGE filler and a lot of designs that are just baffling

like who is Graven Lantern for? what deck wants that? why use that slot thusly when Uzuri needs new cards?

I simultaneously love it and am very frustrated with it

like, being a premium set and being a set focused on powering up some of the weakest heroes in the game are two goals that directly conflict with each other, and I don't think I've opened three boxes without seeing a legendary since Uprising

hell yeah!

new fab sidequest unlocked: make elly chocolate ice cream

who am I kidding unless it's an assassin or wizard set