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Urianger Augurelt (in spaaaaace)

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Drunk Uriangier@Brynhildr | maaaayhap a bit sloshed | slightly obsessed with bunnies | Lav Beds w11 p30 - yes, thou strange folk may acquire milkshakes from the retainer in mine yard, or come inside for a proper drink

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His hand rests at the nape of her neck, his fingers sliding up into her hair.

"Mayhap we shouldst retire to the... kitchen."

06.03.2026 04:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He wraps his arms around her. And manages to keep a straight face as he murmurs into her hair...

"Season to thy taste with a dash of sea salt... black pepper... oregano... basil, flaked parsley..."

06.03.2026 04:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Tell me thou dost not find my words... alluring," he murmurs, his eyes sparkling mischievously. "I hath yet to detail the spices that shalt enliven this concoction."

06.03.2026 03:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Verily..." The landscape artist he'd met with was talented, but it was certainly nothing like seeing it with his own eyes, feeling the breeze blowing through, nothing but clouds visible below...

...Urianger is not exactly comfortable with heights; he'll try not to think about that.

06.03.2026 03:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He turns her hand over, whispering against her palm. "Roughly must thou tear the spinach into manageable morsels." Little nibbles to her fingertips. "If it pleaseth thou, saute the vegetables in a pan with olive oil, that the flavor may mature."

06.03.2026 03:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He reaches down to take her hand, threading their fingers together. "If 'tis so, then..."

Lifting her hand with his, he lightly kisses her fingers. "Pray fill the cookpot with water." More kisses to the back of her hand. "Whilst bringing it to a simmer, chop six carrots and one large onion."

06.03.2026 03:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Hmm..." He can't help but smirk a bit. "Then mayhap if thou shouldst slumber upon me again, I shalt replace the storybook with a cookbook and observe the outcome."

06.03.2026 02:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Forpus in Fishcord has alerted us all to the fact that there is going to be a TRUE, sub-24 hour legendary day, THIS MONTH. All 30 legendary fish in 24 HOURS.

So you know I've gotta take a second crack at that lmao

06.03.2026 00:38 — 👍 31    🔁 20    💬 2    📌 0

he's used to - also are somehow soothing... and thus it's the view before them that causes his breath to catch. "...'Tis far from the first sight of... unusual gravitational phenomena," he observes, looking out over the floating islands. "Yet to view such a vista from this perspective..."

06.03.2026 02:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Ever hast thine capable presence been a comfort when setting out for adventure," he murmurs as the magic settles around them. And given that they've traveled to the ends of the universe, the Churning Mists should certainly be no trouble.

The familiar moogle sounds - if far more numerous than

06.03.2026 02:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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TTTTT

(For Sharlayan is on spring recess and thus a three-day weekend beginneth -_-)

06.03.2026 00:11 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

"I pray that I am."

He's mostly joking, of course, though a part of him is still slightly daunted at the prospect of himself actually *experiencing* new things, as opposed to reading about them from the safety of a library.

05.03.2026 16:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

((Likewise - I support those who simply write what they wish to read, but I myself cannot be satisfied if what I write doth not find plausible footing within the source material's canon and real-world logistics. In truth, 'tis an exercise which maketh the process more satisfying for me. :D))

05.03.2026 15:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

((...I too had an instance of being unable to progress in the writing of a fic due to the question of whether or not something regarding horseback riding was possible... Fortunately I've more than one horsey-friend who could inform me that 'twas possible, but not wise, and offered options. :D))

05.03.2026 15:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

((Wait until thou findeth it necessary to draw floor plans, that thou may be certain of whether or not 'tis possible for one to reach something whilst in bed, or to determine where one might stand and remain unseen... not that I've experience, mind. :D))

05.03.2026 14:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Mm... so too shall be the more... palatable meats from other regions, then, I imagine." Not that he's ever had archaeosaur meat. Or wants to.

"Already I am learning nuances of mooglekind - and thus already 'tis a worthwhile endeavor, as is any outing that may bring deeper knowledge."

05.03.2026 14:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"...I see. For some ephemeral reason, I had not thought moogles to be... carnivorous." After a moment, he shrugs lightly and smiles. "Misdirection owing to their fixation on kupo nuts, mayhap - 'twould seem this could be quite the educational experience on my part."

05.03.2026 05:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Urianger arrives shortly thereafter, with a small satchel he usually brings when he's venturing a ways from home; it's always wise to be prepared for various eventualities. "I believe all is ready... to Moghome, then?"

05.03.2026 01:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"And deny myself the pleasure of thy company?" he teases. "Nay - if thou yet required sleep, and it so happened, 'twould have been an acceptable outcome. Yet if thou were to remain awake, I believed thou might enjoy a story thou couldst follow, rather than merely the sound of my voice."

05.03.2026 01:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He smiles brightly in return, giving Panne a decisive nod. "Then I shall tuck away a bottle among mine effects, and meet thee at the aetheryte anon."

04.03.2026 21:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

His eyes widen slightly - in surprise or alarm, it may be impossible to tell. But after a moment, he merely smiles. "Well then - bourbon it shalt be. The original recipe, that is; the Yok Huy kirkahryar hath inspired me to attempt a batch integrating their variety of corn, but 'tis still aging."

04.03.2026 20:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

(Now only Lancetfish remaineth in ShB, and Lotl-in-waiting, Heirloom Goldgrouper, and Purse of Riches in DT :D)

04.03.2026 17:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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...First window, first cast, after a thoroughly depressing attempt at Aquamaton*. :)

Mine wavering resolve hath been strengthened.

* One Shadeshifter bite during the past 3 windows - and it slipped. ;_;

04.03.2026 16:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"...Truth be told, I had thought to bring such a token offering," he admits with a laugh. "As thou hast offered confirmation mine intent might play true - wouldst her preference be a strong spirit, or something lighter?"

04.03.2026 15:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Now he pauses, chuckling a bit as he strokes her hair. "'Twould not do to have thee lack context upon waking in the middle."

04.03.2026 15:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

...Both int fish - and neither in the Source, at that. 'Tis fortunate I've hoarded aetheryte tickets, or this day wouldst be an expensive endeavor.

04.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

...And I hath just realized that not only is Aquamaton up twice today, but Esperance Carp is also - both int fish, yet their windows alternate.

;_;

At least Esperance int is absurdly simple - I showed up but a minute before the prior window and 'twas enough time to prepare.

04.03.2026 14:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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'Tis fortunate 'tis "in-waiting", for it didst take some time to secure his Majesty. -_- Yet now I may attempt the lotl at will... and in the meantime I hath deviated from my intial targets a bit to catch Bobgoblin (as the chance didst arise) and the beastie who liveth in the falls behind mine home.

04.03.2026 14:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Fishing hath slowed of late, for but two fish remaineth for me to catch in ShB - Aquamaton and Lancetfish - and those remaining in DT all now experience significant downtime - aside from Lotl-in-waiting, who seemeth always to be up simultaneously with the Horned King.

04.03.2026 14:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you ever want to read a paper for free and can't find it otherwise, email the lead author and politely ask for a copy. You will not be bothering the person. You will in fact make their whole entire day. I have had scientists get so excited I asked they sent me everything they ever published.

04.03.2026 02:17 — 👍 2751    🔁 979    💬 17    📌 40