Eddy J

This was in the uh headlines lately, you guys hear about this? A new study found a strange phenomenon with trans women on Spiro, apparently when you're on a phone call with them they'll always CUM through loud and CLEAR!

I've changed, im a better man than I was in this moment.

The last thing your 8 year old sees before I hand them a Misty Menthol 120

Them mfers thangin absurdly

Daria? Or Velma but that's a given

JK Rowling would name a Chinese Jewish guy some shit like "Cha Ching "

He's so cool bro

Slander my wingus dude

In discord with her rn and she's giggling like snidely whiplash

I hate this mfer

Bi high and fill slow or whatever the phrase is

I don't think I could fuck around with a dominatrix, she's gonna go whip me with a cat o' nine tails and it's gonna crit and give me ancestral flashbacks or some shit

Me with my pupgirl trans boymoder moot who i have caged in my room

Bad news gang but a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch and a 30 minute nap on a day with no sleep does not in fact make for a productive day

It really does

Having to sneakily unplug the RGB in the robot gf because you can't sleep with a spotlight rainbows 24/7 (she will feel bad and turn the lighting to single color breathing)

Using her bush like a sensory toy when I get overstimulated in social settings

I've never wanted to predator arm lock you so hard till this very post

You truly get it

AH AH SHE SAID THE THING SHE SAID THE THING

God's up early but I'm up earlier to platonically sexually harass all my friends

Them: you must be a peculiar looking fox if you think imma let you fuck

Me the ever peculiar fox tryna sniff armpits:

Eat a nature valley bar and don't look up

me talking to my Trans homie and hyping them up about their new beard or awesome boobs

Where are the ones that turn into sick ass metal baseball bats

I leave my room for a fucking minute and I catch him looking at cat girls on my PC smh

Absolutely insane, ain't no fucking way(kill him)

Me after she put that mfing concrete mixer dick on my tongue (my eye doctor says it's irreversible)

Still gotta figure out who or what to follow on here dude, till then see you next week fellas .

At least gotta have my feet and one arm covered tbh

The Federal Bureau of Investigation when I send them a video of their cute agent that they sent after me bouncing on my dick and moaning like a girl

monitor me if you want, ill send that twink back pregnant