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RFK's statement that autistic people "never pay taxes, never hold a real job", et cetera, start to make sense when you remember that he thinks Elon Musk is autistic.

02.10.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Result of copy-pasting alleged shooter's alleged text exchange into AI detecting software

18.09.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ghislaine is getting interviewed by Dexter? πŸ‘€

25.07.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you think someone/something is off and you're wrong, the worst you can do is hurt someone's feelings. If you think someone/something is wrong and you're right but ignore it, the worst you can do is die. Always make the safer bet.

08.07.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I'm a U.S. citizen. Why? Two reasons: Jus Soli (Right of the Soil) because I was born here and Jus Sanguinis (Right of the Blood) because at least one of my parents was a citizen. Trump wants to do away with Jus Soli and his supporters don't care because they have Jus Sanguinis, their parents are citizens. But here's the thing: WHY are my parents citizens? Well, same 2 reasons. And why are their parents citizens? Same two reasons. And why are THEIR parents citizens?  Uh oh. Only Jus Soli. So if you take away Right of the Soil, then my great grandparents aren't citizens anymore. Well, that therefore removes Right of the Blood from my grandparents, which in turn removes it from my parents, which in turn removes it from myself. If you go back far enough, literally anyone who never actually signed any citizenship papers could be declared a non-citizen, and even those whose ancestors DID sign papers would need to produce those papers in court, which would mean they'd have to appear in court through due process;  something this administration isn't allowing.

This administration is setting itself up to be able to deport literally ANYONE they want to a Salvadorian prison. Have a JD Vance meme on your phone? Vaya  con dios. Complain about the cost of groceries? Hasta la vista. Get angry when your grandma can't afford dialysis? You both get a permanent vacation to a secure South American facility.


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I'm a U.S. citizen. Why? Two reasons: Jus Soli (Right of the Soil) because I was born here and Jus Sanguinis (Right of the Blood) because at least one of my parents was a citizen. Trump wants to do away with Jus Soli and his supporters don't care because they have Jus Sanguinis, their parents are citizens. But here's the thing: WHY are my parents citizens? Well, same 2 reasons. And why are their parents citizens? Same two reasons. And why are THEIR parents citizens? Uh oh. Only Jus Soli. So if you take away Right of the Soil, then my great grandparents aren't citizens anymore. Well, that therefore removes Right of the Blood from my grandparents, which in turn removes it from my parents, which in turn removes it from myself. If you go back far enough, literally anyone who never actually signed any citizenship papers could be declared a non-citizen, and even those whose ancestors DID sign papers would need to produce those papers in court, which would mean they'd have to appear in court through due process; something this administration isn't allowing. This administration is setting itself up to be able to deport literally ANYONE they want to a Salvadorian prison. Have a JD Vance meme on your phone? Vaya con dios. Complain about the cost of groceries? Hasta la vista. Get angry when your grandma can't afford dialysis? You both get a permanent vacation to a secure South American facility. Spread the word. Share this image.

08.07.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was deliberate

09.06.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone on the highway outside the flat is blaring music way too loud and I want to be very annoyed but it's "It's My Life" (the original Talk Talk 80s hit, not the Gwen Stephani cover) so I'm kinda into it

09.04.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Expel Keith Self from Congress Politicians who want to shape U.S. policy based on Naxi ideals have betrayed their office, the Constitution, and the American People.

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/ex...

03.04.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Expel Keith Self from Congress Politicians who want to shape U.S. policy based on Naxi ideals have betrayed their office, the Constitution, and the American People.

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/ex...

03.04.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry everyone, turns out it's too hard to go to Mars. Instead we're bringing Mars to you. It's gonna be desolate and shitty here now

16.03.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 15640    πŸ” 1817    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 84

How did we develop into a society where people are literally proud of being stupid?

05.03.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Unknown Illness Kills Dozens in Congo as Experts Clash on Cause The World Health Organization speculated that a mass poisoning event was behind the deaths of 60 people. But African experts suspect a more mundane cause.

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/28/w...

We stop food aid to Afrika, a couple starving kids eat a bat, 50 dead. Welcome to to 2020, part 2

03.03.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I absolutely think DEI should go. DONALD, ELON, and his INTERNS can all go to hell.

22.02.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wtf is with all the sane washing?

25.12.2024 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Slade – Merry Xmas Everybody (Official Top Of The Pops Video)
YouTube video by Slade Official Slade – Merry Xmas Everybody (Official Top Of The Pops Video)

youtu.be/WM7M7zSMJcw?...

25.12.2024 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
-The Onion

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan -The Onion

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
theonion.com/cat-clinging...

23.12.2024 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 23940    πŸ” 4134    πŸ’¬ 218    πŸ“Œ 181

Killing a ceo responsible for the deaths of thousandd is terrorism but gunning down children is not?

In a country whose laws are so very clearly biased in favour of the wealthy we are about to have an administration composed solely of people whose only qualifications are that they're rich.

19.12.2024 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess that $50k reward the FBI put up worked. It's good to know that all lives are equal under the law and there's also $50k rewards for info about the other 34 outstanding unsolved murders in NY state.

Oh, wait, there isn't.

10.12.2024 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When the hurdy gurdy is dumb? When the battle is lots of fun? Something like that

08.12.2024 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
08.12.2024 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Same

07.12.2024 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tried listening to old radio dramas like The Shadow and Sherlock Holmes?

07.12.2024 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

07.12.2024 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Indeed.

05.12.2024 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 26406    πŸ” 3653    πŸ’¬ 423    πŸ“Œ 182
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an update on His Roundness: he's still very round 🟀

03.12.2024 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 22927    πŸ” 1189    πŸ’¬ 433    πŸ“Œ 52

The gayest thing of all is obsessing over what is or is not gay. These guys should just come out #homophobiaisclosetedbehaviour

29.11.2024 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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