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@marascoutwrites.bsky.social

Dog mom. Dungeon Master. Writer of werewolf smut and #Hallmark movie reviews. Check out my blog for at least one of those: marascout.substack.com

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Like, this? This is my Christmas vibe.

01.11.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy first day of Christmas, Hallmark fans. What's our decorating theme this year?

I'm feeling mid-century, with lots of pink and teal mixed with the traditional red and green

01.11.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
31.10.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Too Cruel Too Soon How Republicans messed up on Project 2025

"...the mask is being ripped off right now, well ahead of schedule." The right can't stand to help people in need including when they create the need.

31.10.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thei wante us talkinge alone on our phones to a demon thei created, and not goinge places and being wyth each othir yn art and joy and communitye. Thei want cinemas to shut downe, and Broadway to go darke. Thei want wryteres to stop makinge a living. Thei want to sell us hell and have us pay for it.

30.10.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

I know I could just set it in the same world as the werewolf smut, but do I wanna?

29.10.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, while my ADHD and blog have put the werewolf smut on hold, my brain still wants to play with new story pieces. Because shiny, of course.

I'm feeling Queen/Knight vibes, but do I want to worldbuild an entire continent AGAIN?

29.10.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol, yeah, sure. "Tyler Hynes"

29.10.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's Always Sunny in Lackawana Reviewing "Merry Christmas, Ted Cooper"

Merry Christmas, Ted Cooper may be the most Millennial thing Hallmark has ever made. I had a great time open.substack.com/pub/marascou...

28.10.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's Always Sunny in Lackawana Reviewing "Merry Christmas, Ted Cooper"

Merry Christmas, Ted Cooper may be the most Millennial thing Hallmark has ever made. I had a great time open.substack.com/pub/marascou...

28.10.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i agree that the "being a doomer is just REALISM" tendency is extremely seductive, which is why it's dangerous

27.10.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Calling it now, he'll be finished long before the ballroom

23.10.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a lot of reasons for being single this long, but they all boil down to bad luck/timing, and the fact that, by and large, American men are terrifying and/or horrible. Now, more than ever.

23.10.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see so many people bemoaning their 2-3 year "relationship droughts. Y'all have NO idea. Come back when you pass double digits, then we can compare notes.

23.10.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Why Are You SO SURE that The Military Will or Even CAN Use These Weapons Against You? To What End?
YouTube video by Knitting Cult Lady Why Are You SO SURE that The Military Will or Even CAN Use These Weapons Against You? To What End?

youtube.com/shorts/R9tVm...

23.10.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They might be in a cult, but they're not in HIS cult

22.10.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And, give the military some credit. They're taught to revere the Constitution, not individuals. They can't say anything, due to regulations, but everything they've done so far tells us how much they hate him.

22.10.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know the Insurrection Act sounds scary, but look at is this way: There are about 2 million people in the US military and reserves. Even if he deployed every single one of them, how are they going to police 350 million Americans? Across the entirety of the continent?

22.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I rode my bike by some kids and I was wearing *an outfit* and they started singing circus music (fair) and so I just looked straight at them and said β€œ6-7” and they screamed. I hope an old person saying it ruined it for them. Happy spooky season.

22.10.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 460    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

Speaking for the Hungarian diaspora, that's a waste of eggs. It should be sewage.

22.10.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To say nothing, to do nothing, to know nothing, and to have nothing, is to be a great part of your title, which is within a very little of nothing.

21.10.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 306    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 6

The Writers are getting a little heavy handed with the metaphors, don't you think?

21.10.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A Not-So Royal, Royal Montana Christmas In which Mara was right.

Bad accents and worse writing. Reviewing a Royal Montana Christmas. #Hallmark #CountdowntoChristmas open.substack.com/pub/marascou...

19.10.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yesterday, 7 million people gathered to make it clear: America has no kings. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

19.10.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4461    πŸ” 977    πŸ’¬ 160    πŸ“Œ 35
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a man and a woman are standing in a dark room and the woman is saying " what a glorious evening rain " ALT: a man and a woman are standing in a dark room and the woman is saying " what a glorious evening rain "

It's a gorgeous, rainy day. Seance weather, one might say.

19.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's almost like #Hallmark knew A Royal Montana Christmas was going to be awful, so they immediately out A Crown for Christmas on afterwards as an apology.

19.10.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Come on then, and remove him.

18.10.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1884    πŸ” 461    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 15

It's almost as if fatness is often a SYMPTOM of poor health, and not the CAUSE.

18.10.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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