raoul puke

Sorry to hear it

(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee

What was your field?

Thank you for asking x My uber eats budget has taken a hit but I will be fine

Well, AI took my job lmao

I actually saw the Dead Kennedys this year! It was sick

Screenshot reading "It’s unclear what kind of investigation it needs to perform, given that Fulnecky’s 650-word essay is available for us to read and has all the textual depth of a discounted “He Is Risen” throw pillow at Hobby Lobby."

wrote about the recent national controversy at my alma mater johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/samantha-f...

NEVER GIVE YA MONEY TO "DA RED BUCKET" THE SALVTION ARMY IS NOTOROUS FOR (1) GIVING MONEY TO CONSERVATIVE POLITICAL CANDIDATES (2) OPPOSING UNIONS (3) REFUSING TO HELP LGBTQ+ PEOPLE IN NEED (4) FIRING THERE OWN WORKERS WHEN THEY FIND OUT THERE LGBTQ+ !!! SO GIVE YA MONEY TO YA LOCAL FOOD BANK https://www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-local-foodbank OR YA LOCAL HOMELESS SHELTER , AND FUCK DA BELL RINGERS ,,,,OH AND DA TEXT "FUCK OFF SALVATION ARMY IF I WANTED TO OPPRESS MARGINALIZED PEOPLE WITH MY MONEY I WOULD PAY MY TAXES ON TIME " DONT GET ME STARTED ON HOW THE GOVERNMENTS USING OUR TAX MONEY IT SURE AINT TO HELP PEOPLE EAT OR FIND HOUSING - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

FUCK THE SALVATON ARMY - dashare.zone ADMIN

I got a bit flustered and scampered off

Volunteers offered me a free hot meal in the city on Friday night. I will not be dressing better though

The Child was recently pretending to be a bat, running in circles going ‘I’m a batty boy!’ 😬

I wonder what proportion of mac and cheese and chicken nugget sales is to autists

Might have been one of mine 😛

My poor anxious ginger cat was startled by a fart

35 °C and not quite summer, normal habitable planet

a card with a hand-drawn picture of a ferrari on it, captioned with “i like ferrari!”

i just remembered i meant to post this card my boyfriend made me for our anniversary this year

Bloody couch scratchers

My brain has created ‘carpet scratchers’ as a slur for cats

I don’t know anything about this show except everyone is raving about it, I guess I will have to check it out

Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.

Incredible headline.

I feel that my spine xray report could have just said kyphotic instead of calling me Johnny Deformed

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I just had a flashback to being an anorexic teen and sleeping with the window open in winter because shivering burns calories. I had forgotten how absolutely cooked ED brain gets

I’m far too high for this, none of this

I have a joke about the Tower of Babel but you wouldn't understand it

Nausea is probably not quite as bad as pain but boy it’s close

😍😍😍

My bird bones and I have finally been to the gym on consecutive days, please clap

The uber radio is playing East 17 and I still know every word

Someone has a pet pigeon called Stanley Coobrick omg