Dutchie

This is why “redheads’” tresses aren’t red, nor are robin redbreasts’ breasts red.

#Trump’s war on #Iran is going about as well as his birthday military parade.

Only now there’s death and destruction added to the national humiliation.

#Trump’s war on #Iran is going about as well as his birthday military parade.

Only now there’s death and destruction added to the national humiliation.

I have parliamentarians and I don’t need to think about them much at all.

So, yeah, better.

And this is why Steph Curry needs to attack you.

“I’m not worried, my team continues to dig”

I don’t know, the third instalment is usually the worst of the trilogy.

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#efficiency

For two reasons:
1- excessive botoxing
2- absence of a soul

Have you learned?
‘Cause y’all seem to do it over and over and over again.

General Douglas MacArthur: “never get involved in a land war in Asia [paraphrased]”
America every decade ever since: “This time we’ll get it right”

#TimHorton’s plan to bring down #Dunkin’ is proceeding as scheduled.

All the American “Christians” celebrating for the ‘without mercy’ part.

“THERE WILL BE NO CHEEK TURNING!!”

World War T

Hegseth has combat pollsters on the ground in Tehran, querying Iranians on how shocked and awed they are.

Apparently.

Why, is Israel about to deny him a trophy?

Pretty sure that’s neuronormative.

Shhhh!

Let them build out the solar infrastructure for their techtopia dreams, and then when they collapse under the weight of their improbabilities, the solar power will be left behind for everyone to enjoy.

Just like the fibre optic networks built in the DotCom boom.

Very nice.

But what kind of hat were they wearing, and was a bull whip involved at any time?

💔

Whoa, that story took a turn at the end.

Simple fix.

Look them in the eye and state calmly: “what are you waiting for? Drive me home, loser”

As serious as he ever is. But there’s also the explicit threat of aerial invasion of a NATO ally’s sovereignty.

#NoBigDeal

Um, Alex is involved in the task design for all TM versions, and has a substantial backlog of ideas he keeps on his phone (which is a serious OpSec risk, btw)

Rhyming is not the same as taking.

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More importantly, those are DUTCH Speculoos Cookies.

“Is there a widow? Is she hot?”

#CDNPoli punditry:
“Liberals would be happy to have an election but there isn’t a valid reason to have one now
Conservatives are deathly afraid of going to the polls. Pierre would lose again and be out as leader”

Conservative pundit:
“But gov’t needs to listen to us, it’s not a one way street”

🙄

#Trump going to war with Russia’s ally #Iran just to belay rumours he is a Russian asset is a bit much.

The main budget constraint is how much influence-seekers are willing to pay him for return favours. The till will remain open as long as “donations” keep flowing.

The actual cost of gold-coloured paint and plaster reliefs is immaterial

“He oversaw the brokering of an allyship with Russia that we promptly ignored when they were attacked. Just like all our other ally promises.”