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@dutchieh.bsky.social

Loki's companion. Tesla driver. Former Musk admirer, Current Musk despiser. Occasionally witty. Canadian made from Dutch ingredients.

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Latest posts by dutchieh.bsky.social on Bluesky

JD will be able to couch it in terms to make him feel better.

05.11.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Narrator: there actually is no gold in the product.

05.11.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The leader and deputy leader of the #CPC #ConservativePartyOfCanada are straight up unpleasant.

05.11.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because of woke.

04.11.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re contagious your coworkers will thank you for not working.

04.11.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like the unlikeliest of hills to sacrifice the Constitution on…

04.11.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thoughts and Prayers.

For all the stomachs that went empty that day.

04.11.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Patrick Stewart: 85 years old, go enjoy your rest with our gratitude.

Hugh Jackman:

04.11.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ will reportedly be Patrick Stewart’s final acting role.

Not just as Professor X, but his last role overall.

04.11.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 22
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a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing

β€œI love shouting at my TV from my couch!”

04.11.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Victim Statements in court rarely make me hungry… until now.

04.11.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Laugh as you will, but the Russian Air Forde is unimpeachable.

04.11.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I had a nickel...

04.11.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There should be a support group.

04.11.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
"All You Can Eat... Really?!" - Jimmy on British Vs American Food Culture
YouTube video by Jimmy Carr "All You Can Eat... Really?!" - Jimmy on British Vs American Food Culture

youtu.be/LP36a3BwpSw?...

04.11.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s always disappointing looking behind the curtain of right-wing culture politics.

04.11.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when the tragedy of a commercial flight struck a military helicopter in D.C.?
That was just 9 months ago.

A LOT has happened between then and now, and very little has been good.

04.11.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

K-Popped: sneezing gangnam style.

04.11.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is concerning is what message did she come back in time to warn you with?

04.11.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s trying so hard to describe a hellscape with things most Americans want.

03.11.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Coincidentally, he also looks like a damp turd.

03.11.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And down, oddly.

03.11.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This ⬇️ anti-Americanism is under investigation by the FBI (presumably).

03.11.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re gonna have to be more specific on which weird rant you mean.

And the date is insufficient, sadly.

03.11.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a great way to blanket-reject the other side, without having to engage in actual intellectual persuasion.

*Paid for by the CBC

03.11.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#encouraging.

03.11.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a safe space to be obnoxious.

03.11.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taking corporate mandated training on the dangers of fatigue the day after society mandated disruption to my sleep cycle is really…

*YAAWWWNNN*

Hunh?

03.11.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HE LIVED 233 years?!?

03.11.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBuilds character”

03.11.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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