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They were! One lady took her sweet time but everyone else was understanding and quick

"Hi, you're welcome to continue shopping, but I wanted to let you know there is an active shooter in the area and we are closing the store as soon as possible" is definitely the weirdest thing I have had to say to a customer. (I am safe)

All I can think about is how Tony Soprano would react to the lady on tiktok who was unfairly cast out of a 4th of July party despite making and bringing a gorgeous antipasto salad with tomatoes from her garden and homemade cheese

Don't mind me just hiding in the bathroom at work because I need to find my zen before I interact with more old people

Michael Caine as Scrooge after his damascene transformation in the muppet Christmas carol

You there boy! What discourse is it?

Frodo drop the skincare routine

I will be posting

Due to weird family travel circumstances, it is just me and my brother for Thanksgiving
So naturally
LOTR marathon

To be loved is to be known

Why is Applebee's using "Pony" in a chicken sandwich ad

Having a margarita at 9:30 am in the airport as is my god-given right

A tiktok commenter described J.Lo as having "Michael Scott energy" and I have to clear my schedule to ponder

The career I was born to have

Yes but only because I have been there

Curled up in bed with my cat listening to my lil audiobook about many horrible things happening at sea

TODAY on Highly Illogical: I love myself and all I got was this stupid t-shirt.
A very frank discussion on my mental health, where I am with self love, and why it matters when life sucks anyway. This one's a little dark, but ends on a hopeful note, I think. www.highlyillogical.net/notes/i-love...

Yeah there’s no chance in hell that angel would get the chance to move in any significant way, especially because it makes loud t-rex stomps in the episode when it does move

My one hard and fast media rule is to never, ever watch the live action remake of anything that I feel is beautifully animated.

AND I HAVE NEVER MISSED A SINGLE THING WORTH SEEING

If anyone is ever searching for a fun activity, I suggest getting high, making yourself a perfect peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and eating it standing up in the kitchen after midnight. A life-affirming and wholesome diversion

This is a tiny matter in the grand scheme of my many issues with this period of Who but still very annoying

Rewatching Doctor Who and I have to get something off my chest

In Angels Take Manhattan, the Statue of Liberty is a really big weeping angel and it's supposed to be scary but all weeping angels do is send you back in time. There is no reason why a big angel would be any scarier than any others.

Looking at a picture of my baby nephew:
Awww, he's just a little guy!!
*sobs* he's just a little guy

NOT BEHIND BLUE EYES

A doorman who would have been a decade early to the strabucks craze is murdered because his girlfriend brought a Mormon to the Rocky Horror Picture Show; the episode's flashbacks are done in RHPS's visual style

I love cinema

Back on my Cold Case bullshit, starting off with a banger: the Rocky Horror Picture Show episode

Sometimes you wander for many years, endure long nights of the soul, and reevaluate every belief you've ever held only to end up, at 33, sitting down with your inner teen and enjoying the fuck out of a fighting anime.

I see your tasks and counter: I want to rewatch early seasons of Fargo and take a nap

Trying to salvage the vibe after sending an unsolicited ragey podcast to @hepurrn.bsky.social as soon as I gain consciousness

If Lane Kim had been born a few years later she would have been the queen of tumblr

I love being friends with other deranged fangirls

the DETAILS, the DEPTH of the thoughts that are casually dropped into day to day texts about media we're consuming is staggering at times