Behr the Cactus Alchemist

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Day 56 - (3-3-2026)

Affagato with amaretto extract.

Rat sounds like fun. Hope I'm chonky enough.

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Day 55 - (3-2-2026)

Towering blend coffee with cream and sugar

Day 54 Results

Awwww~ looks like you don't have as good of a metabolism as I guessed. Undigested magic is stewing in your gut.

Keep those burps pointed elsewhere, unless you're wanting everyone around to be made into a skunk too.

Day 53 Results

Ahhh, you're just a perfect little drone like that. I wonder how long you'll stay in there.

It takes a few days for a zipper to show up, but that's mostly because the outer layer of your skin was made into latex. I hope you enjoy~

Indeed, it is quite a fun thing to watch people ingest these things even when I know what they'll do.

Day 54 - (3-1-2026)

WARNING - Pornographic Results

Non-alcoholic dumpster juice. A 5 gallon tub filled with cranberry juice, apple cider, mango juice, orange juice, lemon lime soda, sliced fruits (apples, oranges, lemons, limes, and strawberries), and some chunks of fruit flavored jello.

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Day 53 - (2-28-2026)

WARNING - Pornographic Results

Black licorice jello, made using agar agar as a thickener.

You cannot negate something like this. I do apologize if you think you could have, but unless you're actively boiling it in acid, it's growing.

Day 52 Results

Well, thank you very much for eating all of that... It'd have more than doubled in size if you didn't by the end of the day.

Er... As for the bad news, you're not exactly going to be able to digest it faster than it regenerates... Ever...

Day 52 - (2-27-2026)

WARNING - Permanent results

Troll Meat Charcuterie.

Technically can be eaten more than once, but shouldn't… someone gave me this stupid meat, please take it off my hands... Please...

Day 51 Results

Hehehe~ everyone thinks it's only one dish that makes people into bears!!!

No one ever expects there to be another~

It's the best shape, and I will die on this hill. Don't worry, you'll go back to normal eventually.

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Day 51 - (2-26-2026)

Vanilla Cola

Day 50 Results.

I guess I forgot to move my notes before anyone saw... I'll have to be more careful next time.

Despite that, I think you look adorable as a thrumming hummingbird... Slight issue, you need to eat about 5 times your normal caloric intake.

I know, I was more saying that we used to use those standard services, but they were easily replaced once something more convenient showed up.

If discord, or any site for that matter, puts an ID verification roadblock in the way, I'm not using it. That's it.

Monthly reminder that you can order comms like food orders for a discounted price!

My daily art stuff is meant to be a bit of a game with rules and rewards

Oh, yeah, you can't do these off the cuff.

I have to think of food types to match the animal if there's species tf and also flavors using my list of ingredients.

It's why I let people order commissions as food for a discounted price, it's an actual game not just GM magic.

You have the potion, I'm just being theatrical cause google docs decided to do something

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Day 50 - (2-25-2026)

Hummingbird cake, topped with cream cheese frosting and pecans.

(YOU SAW NOTHING!!!)

You saw nothing!

So... @discord.com

You realize the only thing that will fix this will be dropping this all together.

No half measures, stop sniffing around for more data. You're not the only service in town, you're just the most convenient.

Ask Skype and Team Speak how easy it is to be discarded.

Thinking of writing up some recipes and sharing them.

I have been getting into drink mixing enough I have a sofa siphon irl

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Day 49 - (2-24-2026)

Peach cheese cake “donkey balls” (cream cheese filled biscuits, usually savory). Uses peach extract and caramelized peaches.

I very much enjoy my little corner of the internet.

All you cuties look past my weirdness and stick around, most others see my up front weirdness and fuck off.

In the last decade I've only been asked for free art three times. I give a lot out, but no one messages me for free stuff.

It's so nice~

Day 48 Results.

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Well I can't comment on this one or I'll be sued into oblivion. Back to the drawing board I guess...

Got someone trying to "commission" me for a picture of their daughter pet.

Honestly, do scammers just have no self respect? Do they not look up who they're going to talk to?

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Day 48 (2-23-2026)

Cookies and cream flavored gum, uses acacia gum as a base

Day 47 Results

Hmmm... Guess it needs more work. Here I was hoping it'd just make you bloat rather than turn into a pie.

Well, can't exactly have an untasted piece of food in my cafe. Don't worry, I'll be gentle.

Day 46 Results.

Huh, I expected the floral changes, obviously, but I wasn't expecting you to lose your legs or take on the same colors as me...

I wonder how much of me is just the way it is cause of my daily plant food...