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It's that time of year when Halloween decorations haven't all come down, and Christmas decorations are about to start going up. We're in...the Tim Burton Zone.

I miss magazines. Glossy photos of pretty people looking both glamorous and awkward. Long articles about anything from a lumberjack in WI who paints to an article about a difficult celebrity.
I miss silly quizzes on the last pages. Hell I even miss the smelly perfume flaps.

Gosh, the way Republicans are carrying on about Mamdani, you'd think he had been convicted of 34 felonies, had a trail of legal penalties for various frauds, and lost two civil rape trials or something.

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

Vance Says He Hopes His Wife Embraces Christianity, Setting Off Backlash

This is the hardest soft launch of a divorce I’ve ever witnessed.

and the best part about all of this? the yankees don’t get to experience this feeling

A tweet from MAYRA (@LePapillonBlu2) includes a target emoji 🎯 and an image with bold white and black text on a soft green and gold background that reads: “At some point, being pro-life has to extend to kids that are actually living.”

I am pro-CHILD.

I have big font and still needed more context

He is a devout Christian

No one appreciates culture anymore, Michael.

Justice for John Dickerson!!

Trump Defends White House Demolition, Says East Wing Was Ugly Anyway “The East Wing was not much,” Trump argued, so it shouldn’t “hurt a very expensive, beautiful building” like his White House ballroom.

I think that according to the rules established this week by Karoline Leavitt, the official Democratic response to this should be "So was your mother." nymag.com/intelligence...

I live in a mostly dry climate but I love this history of a cool accessory

the ballroom will never be built and he’ll just pocket whatever money he collects because he is a grifter first and foremost

I legitimately appreciate that the Democrats are negotiating for a federal budget that actually helps people, but it's kind of unbelievable how the Republicans have kept (some of) the parts of the government that they use for fraud and racism running so smoothly during the shutdown.

This week felt like someone ran a blacklight over the hotel bedspread of politics and it all came up smeary swastikas

First Citywide Change Bank is a perfect sketch.

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Does anyone else see the heist at the Louvre and the wrecking ball to the East Wing as some kind of perverse cosmic alignment? Like thieves are brazenly walking off with pieces of our countries’ histories in broad daylight?

Polebridge, Montana, and the surrounding North Fork area only has around 100 full-time residents. On Saturday, the hamlet on the edge of Glacier National Park saw more than 60 people attend a No Kings Indivisible rally at the dirt road intersection.

indivisible.org
This is the organization Helena, Montana is working in conjunction with. There have been meetings in people’s dining rooms to figure out the logistics.
We can save democracy and enjoy soup together 🇺🇸🍲

Guess that’s just the way it is…

A black Van Halen t-shirt

Tomorrow, when you are at your local #NoKings rally be wary of those in a Van Halen t-shirt. #oneBattleAfterAnother

One of the dumbest ways to go extinct as a species really would be for our leaders to decide they have to mine coal and drill up oil not because we actually need them anymore but because they just refuse to accept that we don't.

Pritzker: "It's clear that Donald Trump has diminished capacity, which I think is sad -- that the people around him are not getting him help, and instead they're just taking advantage of him. And that's what Stephen Miller is."

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Thank you. It’s so embarrassing being represented by these disingenuous, craven, hypocrites.