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Dr. Doug

@raptorbreath.bsky.social

shrek dick expert, forklift certified, trophy husband, renowned lawyer with a focus on witch law inventor of onion air

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yuck

07.10.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that feels correct

06.10.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you're not allowed to go to hardee's

06.10.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's called nintendo 64 because the console came out in 1964. you probably should have been able to figure that one out

06.10.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

buncha dang antifas got into the garbage cans again last night

06.10.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

tom nicols?
more like dumb nipples

06.10.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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punctual as always. ty πŸ™

05.10.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

won't be long now

05.10.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my dm fee is one forehead kiss

05.10.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A randomly generated meme

A randomly generated meme

05.10.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

you're dipshit-coded

05.10.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the joke is obvious. it's-ah me, margio

04.10.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
patrick star from spongebob squarepants has his arms crossed Alt: patrick star from spongebob squarepants rubbing his hands together
04.10.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dimensional lumber is for suckers. i'm onto inter-dimensional lumber

04.10.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Its an image which is a painting or drawing it shows a McDonald's set in front of the woods and a ghostly image of Bigfoot or sasquatch or a yeti hoovering above said fast food restaurant happy Halloween

Its an image which is a painting or drawing it shows a McDonald's set in front of the woods and a ghostly image of Bigfoot or sasquatch or a yeti hoovering above said fast food restaurant happy Halloween

good morning

04.10.2025 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 553    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

someone over-dusted your wets

03.10.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nobody eats porridge anymore

03.10.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

why doesn't this customer understand that i'm busy posting

03.10.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why is so much ai slop yellow?

03.10.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you could cut glass with that lemonade

02.10.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he ghost-wrote a large portion of it

02.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

nice

02.10.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a robot man with an unnaturally large smile in bed with some lady

a robot man with an unnaturally large smile in bed with some lady

this you?

02.10.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yes vanessa williams, this world IS a crazy place

01.10.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

don't tell me bigfoot did it

01.10.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i'd be down to try that

01.10.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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mfs just like me

01.10.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a bowl of grape nuts cereal. so delicious

a bowl of grape nuts cereal. so delicious

i wish costco sold grape nuts so i could get a giant box of them

01.10.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

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