must be a skill issue cause they can hear me
05.03.2026 15:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0must be a skill issue cause they can hear me
05.03.2026 15:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the answer to that question is what's gonna bust this case wide open
05.03.2026 14:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i do want a space godzilla
05.03.2026 14:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0not just regular cum. space cum
05.03.2026 14:42 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0when doing any household chore, i like to complete it by splitting into 27 groups of 3
05.03.2026 14:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we don't take kindly to dinosaurs around these parts
05.03.2026 13:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0happy birthday! may your porch pisses be plentiful and your hamburgers be helped
05.03.2026 11:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this place is pretty draculated, you know?
03.03.2026 14:31 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0brb gonna learn to speak portugreek
03.03.2026 14:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
some ppl say it borritos
whilst others say it barritos
also, i just watched the video and holy hell that is scary
02.03.2026 20:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0won't somebody help, i seem to have misplaced my machismo
02.03.2026 20:33 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0you and everyone you know drives a tan toyota tacoma
02.03.2026 18:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
face of a gorilla, specifically one that is a large playground slide which features long nipple slides.
02.03.2026 18:04 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0it is your duty as an american to eat food in your car
02.03.2026 16:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0damb. only had the vanilla kind. that sounds good
02.03.2026 15:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0was making a bowl of cereal this morning and accidentally filled it with the milk of human kindness 😞
02.03.2026 13:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0oral roberts
28.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0i am for sure a skeleton boy some times on fridays
27.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
croissant sandwich with avocado spread, baby spinach, sliced chicken, gouda, with mayo and mustard
🚨BIG SANDWICH TIME🚨
27.02.2026 19:14 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
handsome smiling chief o'brien
that's right
27.02.2026 18:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a cautionary tale
27.02.2026 16:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a photo of 2 hands with a white background. each hand contains some kind of thick liquid. the liquid in the hand on the left is a tan/brown color and looks pretty thick and is just kind of sitting thete. the liquid in the hand on the right is white and is much less viscous and is dripping down. what does this mean for society? in a word: everything
oh
27.02.2026 15:27 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0fucking love that one
27.02.2026 14:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that's sexual
27.02.2026 13:49 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0a few of them still randomly fire off in my brain. punch god for cheesecake, pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes, etc
27.02.2026 13:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0nice
26.02.2026 18:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
what are we talking scale-wise?
1:16?
1:1??
perhaps my toesies
26.02.2026 13:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i'm gonna let my pubes do the talking
26.02.2026 13:28 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0