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Dr. Doug

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shrek dick expert, forklift certified, trophy husband, renowned lawyer with a focus on witch law inventor of onion air

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oral roberts

28.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

i am for sure a skeleton boy some times on fridays

27.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
croissant sandwich with avocado spread, baby spinach, sliced chicken, gouda, with mayo and mustard

croissant sandwich with avocado spread, baby spinach, sliced chicken, gouda, with mayo and mustard

🚨BIG SANDWICH TIME🚨

27.02.2026 19:14 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
handsome smiling chief o'brien

handsome smiling chief o'brien

that's right

27.02.2026 18:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a cautionary tale

27.02.2026 16:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a photo of 2 hands with a white background. each hand contains some kind of thick liquid. the liquid in the hand on the left is a tan/brown color and looks pretty thick and is just kind of sitting thete. the liquid in the hand on the right is white and is much less viscous and is dripping down. what does this mean for society? in a word: everything

a photo of 2 hands with a white background. each hand contains some kind of thick liquid. the liquid in the hand on the left is a tan/brown color and looks pretty thick and is just kind of sitting thete. the liquid in the hand on the right is white and is much less viscous and is dripping down. what does this mean for society? in a word: everything

oh

27.02.2026 15:27 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

fucking love that one

27.02.2026 14:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that's sexual

27.02.2026 13:49 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

a few of them still randomly fire off in my brain. punch god for cheesecake, pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes, etc

27.02.2026 13:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

nice

26.02.2026 18:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what are we talking scale-wise?
1:16?
1:1??

26.02.2026 15:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

perhaps my toesies

26.02.2026 13:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i'm gonna let my pubes do the talking

26.02.2026 13:28 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

lick 2 jesus in the morning,
sailor take warning

lick 2 jesus at night,
sailors delight

26.02.2026 02:51 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

alabama needs to get with it

25.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

are you allowed to refer to a penis as a "doinkus"?

25.02.2026 20:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

god has called me to be president. i look forward to ruling you all soon

25.02.2026 18:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

that's mr bozo to you

25.02.2026 17:35 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

kylie minogue

25.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

just watched star wars. not a single monster truck? no thank you 🥱

25.02.2026 13:52 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

remember doink the clown?

25.02.2026 02:35 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
facehugger knit ski mask

facehugger knit ski mask

i want one

25.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

grandma. hey grandma

24.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

girth gauge

24.02.2026 18:10 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

damb, you went full scorched earth on that one

24.02.2026 17:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bom boyaj

24.02.2026 12:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

nicely done

24.02.2026 01:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

all lies. check the quotes

23.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

here's the rest of the photo

23.02.2026 21:00 — 👍 55    🔁 5    💬 5    📌 1
a hairy arm with a black bracelet around the wrist, hand in a tan colored pocket

a hairy arm with a black bracelet around the wrist, hand in a tan colored pocket

uhhhhhh

23.02.2026 20:58 — 👍 24    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 2