🩸🔪 Mariah 🥀🦇🖤

Boxing is so silly

16.11.2024 02:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dirty martini on a counter with olives, blue cheese, a pint of alec's ice cream and a bottle of grey goose. All in front of a Mom's organic market bag

I love living next to the organic grocery store bc now the pint of ice cream and dirty martini I'm having at one in the afternoon are ~healthy~

14.11.2024 18:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trying to find people from the old app on here

14.11.2024 17:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What if none of us actually understand languages but we are just hallucinating sounds and meanings

14.11.2024 17:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes I'm like "my boobs aren't that big. Idk why they can't make clothes that fit me, they are only slightly above average for someone my size🙄" then I see photos like this...

14.11.2024 17:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I said "I bring a sort of boomer vibe to interacting with technology that IT professionals don't like" to my IT guy at work....he didn't like it.

14.11.2024 16:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

14.11.2024 16:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pimples are like really gross scrapbooks... your pores are collecting little bits from your daily adventures

14.11.2024 16:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love to pretend I am a tattoo artist

14.11.2024 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am that bitch

14.11.2024 16:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My impact

14.11.2024 16:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh you wanted to see her cock? Well how bout my Glock?

14.11.2024 16:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0