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A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer. From Saturday morning through Monday night, more than 110 similar complaints about commanders in every branch of the military had been logged by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF). The complaints came from more than 40 different units spread across at least 30 military installations, the MRFF told me Monday night.

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i said YELLOW FLAG

Costco..... welcome to The War on Cars

lol at the tourists in dubai being like ‘what do you mean i took my vacation at The Neiman-Marcus That Kills You’

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

excuse me, a "joint health sciences center" and large surface parking lot

why did cooper knock out the last contiguous block of occupied businesses in camden for a vacant lot and a small cancer treatment center when there were so many other lots available? because of reasons

'cause hospital administrators are all psychos

valueless twee colonial bullshit; a much higher and better use would be a parking garage for a new hospital administration tower

some people might say jefferson hospital is going to run roughshod over this neighborhood, but wouldn't this obsolete grid of alleys with ancient housing stock be better as a single block-filling cancer treatment building
(no ground floor retail or even windows, save for one t-mobile store)

"You can always do an Italian accent it's never racist" meme but edited to say "You can always be a vulgar marxist it's always morally correct"

oh hey, there happens to be a school in the US Navy Fifth Fleet base that was attacked. and magically, somehow, they were able to target military installations and not the school. imagine that! did you know all this information is accessible to you? bahraines.dodea.edu/school-about...

We live in stupid and horrible times unless you somehow only care about steam locomotive preservation in which case somehow we're in a golden age.

Incredible. Kalshi is not paying out "Khamenei out of power by [date]" contracts because he died.

Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.

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hate this shit man

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

to reiterate, who cares

who cares

"boys ah heard these moslems are real good at smarts, invented something called al-gebra -- so we're gonna hit 'em where it hurts, their schools"

i know subtlety is dead but obliterating a girls' elementary school on day one is kinda on the nose, no?

all the the mighty and morally superior “West” knows how to do anymore is murder children

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

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predicting a lot of em dashes in the next album

(this is barely an exaggeration)