Full Metal Jacket was directed by Stanley Cupric.

Cool Han Luke

Today's Mail sending out mixed messages on the subject of children.

And that's Dulwich College, by its very nature a hotbed of conservatism. And yet the Farage types were more mocked than embraced.

My school. Though a few years before my time. Had many people conffirm. There was always one attention seeking rightwinger pef year, trying a bit too hard.

One Sinha Lifetime 'That night, I'd survived my life flashing before me, with my dignity intact. Yes, this chaotic life has always been a gamble. ... But what a gamble.' Paul Sinha is an award-winning comedian, a quiz...

Thread. Things i have learnt since publishing a memoir.

1. Dont assume sales based on twitter followers if youre then going to leave the racist cesspit.

2. You're on your own.

3. Whatever you think the headline stories are, the tabloids will disagree.

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Him. Pub quiźzes are his great strength.

Me and olly won a pub quiz in Penzance tonight so we kibda know how Scottish fàns are feeling tonight.

Will the government do a U turn on their plans to take jewellery off asylum seekers? Or will they find it difficult to re-broach the subject?

Labour's insistence on formulating policy by mindlessly aping what they think public opinion might be, is as pathetic as Taylor Swift's new album is mildly disappointing.

"C'mon guys, it's the same every week, nobody has put their hand up to be Matt Goodwin again. The only way to make this fair is if we all take a turn."

Now im going to divide you into two groups. "Far right activists" and "Government" The second group - if youre not sure what you do, just copy the first group as best you can, and hope nobody will notice.

Next a real glamour job. Which one of you wants to be in charge of of checking that the word "comedian" has inverted commas.

If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.

"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."

I'd hate to six seven look like I'm trying too hard.

Fwiw i was selling books so public transport was not an option. This was just an illustration post for those unaware of the reality of how big London is. No biggie. Also Parkinson's and heart disease mean that not all public transport journeys are wise.

Delighted that tonights gig in north east Londom is 1hour 38 minute drive from my home in south east london.

Social media. Where bingo obsessives allow you to work out what was on their bingo cards, by a slow process of elimination.

Remember this fact. The two most famous Melbournes are in Victoria and Derbyshire.

If youe guilty of a crime, your best hope is to get the BBC to make a shoddy documentary about it.

1. What connects the songs You little Thief and Real Gone Kid? Feel free to google, the answer is quite the surprise.

Im moving to Msrs.

'Massive whodunnit' after pub quiz team banned for cheating A Greater Manchester pub landlord bans a quiz team after its members were caught using their smartwatches to cheat.

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Massive whodunnit. Im guessing it's the team that keeps winning and has stopped turning up.

Nice. Was hoping for a leg spinner called Mushtaq Ali / Mustang Sally.

YouTube video by NotMarkX Pet Shop Boys - Numb (England World Cup Version)

2006 Portugal win the shoot out. The BBC have 30 minutes to come up with a montage that sums up English despair and also incorporates clips from the match.

In an incredible moment they go with an obscure Pet Shop Boys power ballad.

This was the BBC's finest hour.

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I think they should make that bloke who plays Frankenstein a life peer. Then everyone would exclaim "Lord Elordi" whenever they see his sexy monster face.

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Well they have lost their DG
He gave in so cravenly
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That's how sleazy Trump can be

Agreed

Talking of fash, Holly Valance's mum shares her birthname phonetically with a much better singer, and was related to benny hill.

Nish Kumar and Godfrey Bloom went to the same school. (See also me and Farage)