Harris Dang aka Critic Name

The same guy that compared film critics to vultures over the critique of GODS OF EGYPT. Which would mean his film would be considered roadkill.

All that talent, nooooo...

I have to adjust my expectations and expect the lowest grade of Lifetime standards for this.

‘THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE’ Review: An Abysmal Remake That Should’ve Been Aborted Courtney Howard // Film Critic THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE Rated R, 1 hour and 45 minutes Directed by: Michelle Garza Cervera Starring: Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Maika Monroe, Raúl Castillo, Mile…

#TheHandThatRocksTheCradle remake is aggressively drab & dour. It should’ve been aborted.

My review: freshfiction.tv/the-hand-tha...

I'm sad now.

😭

Everyone in Sydney rn

I like her attempt at making an eco-thriller with NIGHT MOVES.

Horror could be a great next step.

Just learning (or maybe it was information that got lost in my brain over the decades since) that Leonardo DiCaprio told the “Lenny Williams” story to Letterman years ago. He also talked about getting booted from Romper Room. 🤣

"Yabba dabba doo! I like talking to you!"

Maybe I won't hang up the phone just yet.

Enjoyed FRANKENSTEIN.

Hesitant on BLACK PHONE 2 since I didnt enjoy the first film.

Movies that were released this month:

GOOD BOY
GOOD NEWS
GOOD FORTUNE

Sounds good.

I watched this film for the first time over a month ago and bam, that final shot.

So good.

"Did you just refer to yourself in the fourth person?"

HIM by Justin Tipping (3 stars) JIMMY AND STIGGS by Joe Begos (3.5 stars) DON'T GO IN THAT HOUSE, BITCH! by Eli Roth (4 stars) THE PIANO KILLER by Eli Roth (4 stars)

The horror stuff is going well.

#LastFourWatched #Last4Watched @letterboxd.social

I wasn't expecting it to be so deadpan, it just made it even funnier to me.

You just inherited a big problem.

Currently watching the latest film R.L. STINE'S PUMPKINHEAD from Jem Garrard on Tubi.

The establishing shot of Hill House in HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL.

Geoffrey Rush being the fucking GOAT in HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL.

A coffin full of coffins in HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL.

Jeffrey Combs and some ghostly nurses are gonna get you in HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL.

Not for nothing, but HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL still rules so fucking hard 26 years later. What a way to kick off Dark Castle & everything about it just kicks copious amounts of ass.

I wasn't expecting BLADES to be a completely straight-faced parody of JAWS, but the deadpan efforts make it that much better.

I even tried the idea of a solo podcast and thought, wow, this sucks.

The team behind the Oscar-winning documentary ‘NO OTHER LAND’ is planning to self-release the film on U.S. streaming platforms starting October 20.

Including Apple TV, Amazon, Google Play, and YouTube, with 100% of VOD proceeds going directly to Palestinian communities of Masafer Yatta.

Haha, I remember wanting to start one (I even have a microphone for it), but lost interest for the same reason.

What would the podcast be about?

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You're goddamn right.

I really hope this film delivers, for my Lifetime-addled brain.

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Me, watching the film.

I never thought I would see the day I would watch a film made by a film critic I admired growing up.

#ShelbyOaks