2026 goal: put in the work to move up a hockey league level.

Esssssgetitttttt

This did not immediately solve all of my problems in life, so I'm gonna sue

Today I feel ugly, so I WILL BE PUTTING ON THE BIGGEST WISPIEST FLIRTIEST LASHES

I think in the new year im going to figure out the “two phones” thing, so i can have one specifically for content/social media/etc and then one that i can avoid all that and hopefully my doomscrolling will reduce significantly!

*nightmare blunt rotation* 🚬

looking at people’s twitch recaps and whispering ”nightmare blunt rotation” on everyone and anyone’s list of top-watched streamers bc it’s making me laugh

(me when i lie)

I can’t believe you’re DMing in 2026. Everyone told me they’re so excited!

YouTube video by littlelegs two of my friends and i have started a saturday soup night tradition to keep ourselves warm.

my friends and i have been doing a saturday soup night for the last few saturdays so i decided to film a short little video of it. you can see that video on my lifestyle youtube. you can also follow that youtube, for free. 👉👈

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Never mind. IM gonna slap dispatch bc it PISSED ME OFF today lmaooooo

As expected, my twitch recap is embarrassing and I simply will be skipping this year!

Peace n blessins

I can already tell Dispatch is gonna slap. Fuck responsibilities 😭

if you don’t like cats I’m assuming you’ve never experienced a cat purring which is literally one of the best sounds and little rumbly feelings ever.

this is not up for discussion.

An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.

I imagine one of the voices in his head is going “nyooooooom nyoooom”

Anyway

Hoping I’m getting sick because if not… WHATS THE REASON

I can tell it’s going to be a rough week because I’ve been rotting all day and I can’t kick it 😭 I feel like shiiiiiiit

People don’t realize if they want to watch a movie without my commentary, they can stream it themselves, and I think that’s so funny 🥰

Watching videos of men trying period cramp simulators to remind myself how much stronger I am than them

Normally I have some fight in me, but my god. Not today. You‘ve now been denied access to my internet 😤😤

How do I know I feel like shit? Because I’ve blocked many people on my socials today for not realizing they could have just scrolled on by instead of opening their mouths ✨

Dinner AND a show anytime we’re involved.

Here are some photos of us both spatchcocking a turkey for the first time! (It turned out perfect and so moist and buttery)

Honestly, only the second one in a row, but @mika.rip and I kinda slaaaap at the turkey day feaaaast

I tried to fight it, but they said no, so we vibe!

It’s also helped me watch so many more movies, that I even made a movie reference the other day 😎 dual purpose account biiiiitches

Numbers are not everything, but since bsky is my smallest space, I’m gonna use it to be proud of the numbers my side TT is pulling 😭

all bc I’m a dumb little idiot 💕

Started jokingly singing a church song and Moosh looks at me and goes “that’s not real, right?”

And I think that’s the funniest response he could have had.

Suffer in silence? I think the fuck not!!! 🥰