Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕

Translation: fuck your democracy, I will choose your candidate.

The hubris of this motherfucker is truly indescribable.

BTW, around 85% of the candidates he's endorsed over the last year have had their asses absolutely handed to them.
It's the fucking campaign kiss of death for the gop.

If all water could taste like the first glug after wicked dry mouth that would be excellent biology. At worst maybe three people drown, but think of the hydration! 😹

Kristi Noem, who is wearing a pink jacket and white cowl blouse, with her spouse behind her to her left. She's got a bit of a scowl on his face.

Meanwhile, in the Kristi Noem hearing, Jamie Raskin got blankie-gate into his opening statement.

Kristi brought her sniffy husband again. Doesn't look like he liked that story.

Good morning 💙

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Ah! The republican evacuation plan:

Fuck you, you're on your own.

What in the actual fuck is wrong with voters in North Carolina???

Holy fuck.🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦

Definitely not the entire reason, but when you treat people as human beings it makes a difference. 🤷‍♂️

Ai is simply culling the herd.🤷‍♂️

Okay, ill give burchett this one.
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They are currently making the rounds to normalize sending infantry troops into war.

Too bad Kamala laughed funny...

if I ever need a lawyer, somebody call this lady

BREAKING: The Texas Secretary of State DID NOT UPDATE the precinct maps on their website last December. MY GOD @msnowreports.bsky.social

If you've ever wondered how republicans have dominated Texas politics for the last 35 years, here is your answer.
Create confusion, don't update district maps on official websites so people know WHERE to vote, then stall everything in the courts.
It's a practice run for the midterms.

The Reddit Baron

The United States is currently being summarily shut off of any cooperation from foreign countries.

Well played, mr. putin...

In case you missed it, witkoff (via trump) went in to negotiate with demands they never thought would pass, Iran agreed to the demands.
Because the 'negotiations' were just optics so they could say 'well, we tried peaceful means, but they refused'.

They guy he assassinated agreed to his terms.

They love to split hairs and play semantics as if it proves their point.
The reason they do it is the base of slobbering fucking maga idiots actually think it does prove their point.
They're owning libs left and right!🙄

I'm so fucking tired of reading this already.
The "rationale" is that there's a dementia-addled almost-80 year old diaper-shitting fucking child who is so insecure he has to constantly be the center of attention and he FELT LIKE IT.

Because he thinks it makes him look tough.

That's it.

Pete Hegseth is one Iran update away from showing up smeared in fake blood, war paint and holding up plastic skulls.

While you weren't looking at Iran, which was done because you were looking at Epstein...

He'll do Cuba next.

Can we put an interlock breathalyzer on the door of the briefing room?

Elon-creep is now affecting community notes.
Authorization for Use of Military Force is a joint resolution passed by Congress that authorizes military action, serving as a modern, statutory alternative to a formal declaration of war.
Congress no longer 'declares war', it authorizes military force.

It's odd that trump, while addressing the deaths of three service members, would pivot to talk about President Obama's golden drapes. 🤷‍♂️

Just the 12-year-old mindset addressing the base full of 12-year-old mindsets.🤷‍♂️

The irony of a fox news host telling the press to report the reality is...off the fucking charts.
Like, this should open a fucking chasm in the space-time continuum, it's so contradictory.
When they started calling it the department of "war" and put a fox host in charge of it, we knew why.

"your mission"

YOUR. Mission.

Any questions?

Everybody in the fucking world, except maga, has donald trump figured out.

In FY 2026, the Department of Defense (DOD) had $1.43 Trillion distributed among its 6 sub-components.
More munitions were used in one unprovoked attack than in 4 years in Ukraine.
Our defensive weapon stockpile is also currently in the shitter.