Awesome Nintendo Facts

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"sounding urethra" hmm I need a Pepsi

I took a shit In a 7/11 bathroom

I am overcoming a horrid gambling addiction so unfortunately I will not be buying any of the games shown at tomorrow's direct

We've had black and white for like 9 years though!

I blink and another 48 days have passed. Time is moving at a rapid rate towards my death

I'm gonna buy it but first, mcdonal

switch too

Switch 2 joycon, maximum prostate stimulation 2025 new

The orange shake is back haha so #epic

It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's my urine stream coming

they're circle jerking me again on the old twitter

Nintendo scrotum

honestly guys my switch 2 kinda sucks. Thought the upgraded Joycons would bring next level prostate stimulation but they just don't. They get stuck

Getting a switch 2 this week (the Joycons are going up my ass)

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I'm not gonna be able to get a switch 2 until I can stop gambling

Pinball at the casino

Nintendo games

Guys

Urethral massage

Forskinquotes from twitter said his Joycoks were cooler than mine :(

Switch 2 is coming

shitted

The switch 2 will feature two Joycons that will get stuck up my ass

you guys remember whe

6 inches

There was a time at Denny's when the waitress dropped the food everywhere.

I pretended I didn't see it happen and promptly walked to the restroom to relieve semen

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