Simon 🌈

Armageddon tired of this bullshit

It’s the meme I think we can all get behind…

A sample menu from the chocolate cocktail bar featuring a number of sweet cocktails

Four cocktails; one has a Terrys Chocolate Orange segment on a cocktail stick, another has nuts stuck to the side of the glass with chocolate sauce

Two cocktails; one of which has a strawberry dream chocolate pegged to the side of the glass

A cocktail with an After Eight pegged to the glass

The Chocolate Cocktail Bar

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

Remembering Karen Carpenter today on what would have been her 76th birthday (born March 2, 1950) | Explore her musical legacy (including audio & video highlights) here: album.ink/KCarpenterHBD

Starting tomorrow, you can watch fish traffic via an underwater camera livestreaming from an Utrecht canal. If you spot waiting 🐟, you can ping an operator to open the Weerdsluis lock gate & let them through. Highly recommend this for easing elevated stress levels, or if you just like helping fish

“We cannot say that the United States’ actions are against international law, but we condemn Iran’s retaliatory actions as against international law,” is neither a coherent nor a compelling position.

Apparently you have to let the drink cool a little before adding the oat milk or it’ll do this.

Most of the time I just take the risk

The Great Heck memorial garden with a GNER train passing behind

Today we remember the 10 people who died in the Selby rail crash at Great Heck, 25 years ago on 28 February 2001.

Six passengers and four railwaymen lost their lives in this tragedy and 80 people were seriously injured.

Today railway colleagues will be gathering in Newcastle and Selby to remember

This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

The front of the Hammersmith Apollo advertising that Dara O’Briain is playing there this evening

🎵 “Read all about it! Read all about it! The News of the World! The News of the World!” 🎶

Mothering Sunday on March 15th. It's hard if she's not around. I'll be reading out the names of our remembered #Mums26 from the top of the Ashton Memorial in Lancaster. You can see across the sea to the Lake District. If you'd like your Mum/Mam/Mom's name added to the list, reply with hashtag! ❤️ 👑

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Morning Lee. Have a good day and safe travels out west

Morning Martyn - safe journey home ❤️

A happy magic frog that says poof. You are now untired and very happy.

I CAST WHIMSY ON THE SKYLINE

Also, who told you about my sling? 😜

Alas, not to take the bin bag & recycling from the kitchen and out to the kerb, no.

For reasons unexplained, this little patch of Kent doesn’t seem to do wheelie bins…

Have a good evening both

Morning gents - early alarm here too to put the bins out

Have a good day

Good morning 😍

This then leads on to the next point; fairness. Gone are the days of dedicated luggage vans, so trains have a finite amount of luggage space that needs to be available all passengers.

Too much and the aisles are suddenly full of suitcases with nowhere else to go.

Because people then take “what you can carry” as a challenge and turn up with three massive suitcases that they can barely wrangle from the taxi rank to the train.

Morning 👋🏻

An oxbow lake! [flashbacks to GCSE Geography intensify]

Sorry to hear - wisdom teeth removal is never fun

Signed, someone missing his bottom two ❤️

Morning 👋🏻

The gecko looks impressive. Certainly better than anything I’d have managed.

Enjoy Derby or try to at least. When I was there for the ‘Greatest Gathering’ in August it seemed an…interesting place, despite being my place of birth. Can see why we moved to St Albans by the time I turned 1

Let’s see em, you and your ride.