Charles

We’re not stopping at Nico. Chuck Schumer is next.

I shouldn’t be at work right now. I should be at Red Lobster, celebrating.

Nico Harrison the Dick Cheney of Basketball

RIPBOZO to Nico Bin Harrison, actual basketball terrorist. I am literally turning into a dancing crab right now.

Predator is losing

Pelicans (2nd Worst Offense in NBA) V Mavs (Worst Defense in NBA)

Dlo starting. The Mavs’ season is saved.

We’re currently relying on Dlo to produce and averaging like 15 turnovers a game so truly anything can happen

I’m going “Mavs could lose to the Pelicans” mode 🫩

What makes illegal poker illegal? What are the poker laws? Can one become a poker lawyer?

Wemby approached the offseason the way that the Avatars before Aang trained so this was unfortunately always going to be a lock.

Mavs lost because I was at the movies

If Cathy Engelbert is out, you cannot tell me that Phee isn’t the real MVP of the season lmao.

Nah it’s actually gotten worse because streamers now want to crank them out in 21 day production schedules and end up doing things like making Squid Game real

Hakeem Jeffries babysitting: “We hope that Timmy does the right thing in recognizing that it’s time for bed. If he doesn’t? We will make clear to the American people that he SHOULD.”

The sequel trilogy never gets credit for looking very good while all of the Favreau/Filoni stuff looks like flat dog shit. It’s criminal imo.

Looks like TV! Embarrassing!!!

Every twitch alternative, including YouTube, is rife with sex offenders and nazis. So naturally it’s the only live-streaming platform that’s being singled out.

I’m really fascinated by Weapons and Eddington dropping around the same time. Both films are about an American kind of loneliness and isolation. I didn’t love either film but I can’t stop thinking about how they seem to be engaged in the same conversation.

Nothing reminds you of your own humanity quite like crying about a One Piece clip that you have already seen 20+ times.

YESTERDAY but I’m the only guy who remembers Mr. Beast videos

Right, it’s always been clear that the way most people enjoy the thing is to be transported WHILE they’re watching it instead of treating it like there’s some quiz to study. You can get real Tolkien brained about it if you want, but that’s not the standard and maybe it shouldn’t be.

Truly nothing to worry about

I need to have children so I can watch them watch Rock Lee drop his weights.

New Gambino & Ravyn Lanae track??

You know what I definitely did

How To Blow Up An AI Data Center

An injured vet hitting the market? Nico Harrison is out there somewhere, salivating like a cartoon cat.

People clearly enjoy Avatar. Look at the scoreboard. That doesn’t become untrue just because your funko pop coded coworker doesn’t talk about it as much as marvel.

When people say “Avatar has no cultural impact” what they mean is that there’s no annoying fandom bullshit associated with it. Almost nobody lets it consume them or makes it their whole personality. I do not see how this is a negative lol.