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@crazegewd.bsky.social

I post about kinky stuff a lot, so minors DNI. Father, Husband, Dom, lover of moths. Follow me for dad jokes, queer jokes, kink jokes, and probably some nails and crafts too. I play a doctor online

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Oh!Great every time he gets to draw some fuckin gears:

19.10.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The good news is that Dispatch gives you 4 save files

So you can choose to kill Shroud 3 more times!

16.11.2025 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its such a good fight imo

At no point did I ever feel fatigued learning her

15.11.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like there's potential for a mouspad here

15.11.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The mesh backing is especially important if you live somewhere with warm or humid summers, or somewhere that's been *getting* warmer lately

Which is like, all of the everywhere I think ๐Ÿค”

13.11.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shoes and pants ALL the way off โœ…๏ธ

Squatty Pottyโ„ข๏ธ equipped โœ…๏ธ

Taking care of business tonight

13.11.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Slamming so many of them mid-air you set new records and also generate a small hurricane

11.11.2025 05:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Jack frost nutting on your nose" is that anything?

10.11.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*monkey paw curls* the drop tables swap and the emberlight in your bank is suspiciously yellow and curved

10.11.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is so Human Domestication Guide coded

09.11.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck probably yeah

I'm so easily swayed by free alcohol

23.10.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Worksheet with the instructions: "Covert the following power relationships"

Worksheet with the instructions: "Covert the following power relationships"

Me convincing your girl to peg you:

23.10.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To the general type of person I want to be friends with: like a 7

To the people I want nothing to do with: 2 or 3

Sincerely: a white Norse pagan that shaves his head
(I swear I'm a good person)

23.10.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well its *definitely* one of the two things you thought it was

23.10.2025 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember going to an event called Yuri's Night in California. Will Wright was there presenting Spore before it came out.

It was my first time seeing it since those early videos, and I remember having to sort of convince myself that it still looked just as good.

22.10.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't see who reposted or who you were replying to

But I still instantly knew it was Emmaโ„ข๏ธ

22.10.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh FOR SURE

22.10.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very fun clicking this over and over like a recursive hell of our own creation

21.10.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thats why we're out here eating up old man yaoi

Its the only way to get 2 fully mature adults it seems

20.10.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My wife is making a big casserole and asked me to make the sauce for it.

I did and she just dumps it all in. No taste test.

I don't even have that kind of faith in myself, let alone anyone else.

20.10.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For no particular reason except perhaps the season:

What are the creepiest songs to randomly come on a radio you thought was turned off?

So far all I've got is Daisy Bell and I need more.

20.10.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so proud of this community

20.10.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TRY HARDER

20.10.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why you need to find at least one friend with the Automotive variant of autism. Its worked great so far.

20.10.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NOOOOOOOO FUCK NOO FUCK NO FUCK FUCK FUCK

GODDAMNIT LIFE ISN'T WORTH LIVING NO NO FUCK NO

19.10.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 343    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A fat squirrel boy poses confidently, his fluffy tail resplendent behind him. Maple and beech leaves float around them. The text "FAT BOY FALL" borders him. I love fat boys.

A fat squirrel boy poses confidently, his fluffy tail resplendent behind him. Maple and beech leaves float around them. The text "FAT BOY FALL" borders him. I love fat boys.

Fat boy fall!!!!!!!!!

19.10.2025 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2324    ๐Ÿ” 625    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

I read "like hollow" for a second and thought you knew secrets I didn't

19.10.2025 06:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's the point of conditional immortality if we don't use it?

19.10.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to play these special game modes so bad but I just KNOW I'll never go back to the main game if I do

19.10.2025 04:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing makes me volunteer to catch more than rum and I'm really not sure what to do about that

19.10.2025 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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