Just Jillian™

Serious question: do dogs like to be pet the same way cats do? Like the actual places on their bodies, hand movement etc?

The Trump administration seriously texted war plans to The Atlantic’s Jeffrey Goldberg. The stupidity is horrifying! Watch @timmiller.bsky.social's response.

Dear @netflix.com @nbcpeacock.bsky.social @hbomax.bsky.social ... Global and Permanent skip intro. Is that too much to ask? Get back to me. Thanks. - A person who is an expert at watching TV.

Where's Melania? Have we seen her since the inauguration?

It looks like my colonoscopy results!

Only a fucking monster would say this as bodies are being recovered.

When you plead for a rallying cry and all you get is the cry.

Four examples of Democratic messaging since yesterday. I know which one I'm supporting. And voting for.

Democrats: How can we go viral?

(a pastor goes mega-viral for calling Trump a bigot to his face)

Democrats: What if Tim Kaine made a BLT on Instagram Live

anyway, so this all seems very bad

keeping track of how much I’ve spent on eggs since Trump became president:

1/20/25, $9.99 (one dozen)

People waiting for the resistance to start up again

I’m old enough to have upstairs ibuprofen and downstairs ibuprofen. 🎊

At what point in Trump's term does smoking on planes return?

Fisheye lens photo from our doorbell camera of me, belly looking enormous

Gotta say that our new doorbell camera is not very flattering

BREAKING: Heads exploding all over MAGA world as President Biden bestows the Presidential Medal of Freedom on Hillary Rodham Clinton! 🥇

BRAVO! 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

Joe Biden has still yet to hold a solo press conference in 2025

Have yall heard of this band blink one eighty nosferatu

Look, Fauci created Covid in the Wuhan lab out of WMDs, Hillary's emails & Obama's real birth certificate but the Benghazi stand-down order made Biden ban hamburgers & gas ovens & that's why real MAGA won't get the vaccine even though Trump made it w/his own hands.

(owns libs)

Wishing everyone a magical New Year full of love and peace.

I ask you, what's the point in getting out of bed when there's so much being in bed to be had?

Do we think Neil deGrasse Tyson is more upset about the idea of “Defying Gravity” or the concept of “Holding Space”?

Elon is a genius. He was able to cut 80% of Twitter's staff and the only downside is it's value, functionality, experience, revenue, and user-base collapsed.

Now on to the U.S. Government!

credit: abc photo archives

if i was a snapping turtle i would never let people put things in my mouth for an instagram reel . i would show a little more tact than most

This is magic.

Roses are Red
Some cetaceans are whales...

Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

a jazz bar called hornpub

If you’re looking for the perfect gift for a real asshole…