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Peacemonger of Hungary oblast - russian asset - NO DM! - What?!™ - jokes quality are the same as Viktor Orban's jokes -

132 Followers  |  89 Following  |  161 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2024  |  1.9497

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I must admit, even Rákosi’s accusations were more exciting than these!

17.05.2025 17:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Anytime a foreigner who has no clue what's going on in Hungary makes a statement like that, my standard procedure kicks in.

Here is the evening dinner for adults at one of my Hungarian hospitals

25.04.2025 20:55 — 👍 5    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

💯😭😭😭

15.04.2025 15:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today at 18:45 European time whatever, I will desperately try again to publish the Russian kompromat that has taken me hostage and so make all my actions clear.

only on Twitter/X.

10.03.2025 17:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today at 18:35 European Time whatever I will try again publish my russian kompromat which holds me hostage

only on Twitter/X

10.03.2025 17:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Today at 18:25 European Time whatever I will publish my russian kompromat

only on Twitter/X

10.03.2025 17:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Make no mistake, this will happen daily until January 20, 2029 ...

07.03.2025 12:50 — 👍 13041    🔁 3926    💬 602    📌 210
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DAY 100 of continuous protests in Georgia!

The crisis will only get worse without new, free and fair elections, and the release of the regime prisoners.

I came rather late, regretfully, and many were already leaving. #GeorgiaProtests

07.03.2025 19:09 — 👍 393    🔁 120    💬 8    📌 6

Bookmark this: the secret documents of Endre K. clemency case will be leaked before 04.2026

23.02.2025 10:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Well, then it seems that in 1956, the USA really abandoned Hungary.

18.02.2025 20:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Again, again, again!

I would like to make it clear and emphasize that througout my entire life, I HAVE NEVER WORKED for a corporation or company, not even a moment, not even a single second ❗️❗️❗️
/"This is the 41st time I have to post because the word 'work' appeared/😩😩😩😩

15.02.2025 20:53 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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In 1944, Churchill handed Stalin a small note listing Eastern Europe's fate in percentages. Stalin glanced at it, took a puff of his pipe, nodded, and handed it back. The "Percentage Agreement" quietly shaped post-war Europe.

14.02.2025 20:46 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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As a year has passed, you deserve to know who secured clemency for K. Endre in the pedophile scandal... Who caused two high-ranking officials to resign to prevent the scandal... Who indirectly led to the creation of the Tisza Party... Please do not like or share this! La Madrina

13.02.2025 17:20 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Working 7/24

For Hungary

For people

11.02.2025 14:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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They are mine.

09.02.2025 16:49 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

03.02.2025 18:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel it, he feels it. Something is coming.

03.02.2025 17:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No, not now. I can see it in his eyes😭

03.02.2025 17:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Souvereignity at its finest

03.02.2025 17:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Gyurcsany is over
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

02.02.2025 19:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Yes, you're right. I will try everything, absolutely everything in the whole wide world!

02.02.2025 19:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Another thousand smiles of Fanny Kaminski

02.02.2025 18:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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To all my enthusiasts and fans in the more developed Western world:

This is what the National Ambulance Service station looks like in Balatonlelle.

02.02.2025 17:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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More of the regime police brutality from today. #terrorinGeorgia #GeorgiaProtests

02.02.2025 17:17 — 👍 374    🔁 153    💬 23    📌 15

Dear Americans!

Go ahead, vote for the guy with the loud voice who hates minorities, threatens to imprison his opponents, doesn’t give a fuck about democracy and claims he alone can fix everything.
What could possibly go wrong?

Good luck!

The People of Hungary

01.02.2025 17:02 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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stick with what works

01.02.2025 15:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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While you are reading this post,
my childhood friend Lőrinc Mészáros' wealth increases by €471,
and my son-in-law István Tiborcz's wealth grows
by €63.

01.02.2025 13:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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