Colors

had a dream i was looking at all the dreams at the state fair and a woman walked up and asked if I had seen the winner and proceeded to give herself the blue ribbon and Then I woke up

how do i link my polycule to the Seattle greater polycule

if I were in a fighting game my goth palette swap would be alt colors

feeling the incessant need to be drugged, pinned down, and overwhelmed until i cry. Don't understand why my friends say I'm not normal

Absolutely loving the trans puppygirl life of cooking while collared, high, and unemployed. 14 year old me wouldn't get it

I'm so good at being normal that I only have to remind my friends that I'm normal once or twice every conversation

took a trip to portland with the work polycule and didn't get used once, but that's probably a good thing right now. someday ill figure out the secret.

got a sick new collar to wear while controlling traffic unpaid

secretly thinking about quitting my horrible adult human job to live the best puppy girl life I can

losing it in an entirely new, different, equally concerning way

I have started wearing my collar to work and it's so amazing, it might just be a 24/7 thing for me soon. Coworkers don't even really care, they just make fun of me for being a dog sometimes (ideal outcome)

i NEED to clarify for posterity that the last post was a joke about the usage of the word accident, if you're one of my IRL friends reading this someday I swear to god I have limits and I think those are them. No shame though, I'll post what fault I get when I find out

puppy had an accident in public :(
i was with my friends and was wearing my collar and not super focused and anyways the car in front of me fully stopped in the middle of the highway so I punched a hole in their bumper with my plates but I'm good otherwise, didn't even touch the paint. car accident.

oh my god plants are so hot

was it a good idea to take a week off work for the express purpose of getting high and listening to puppy audio/reading HDG? I'll let y'all know next week :)

list of things i need that would fix me:
1) collar
2) edibles
3) tattoos
4) A government that doesn't try to kill me, doesn't make me feel like I'm working for fascists, and actually supports me to make the world a better place.
5) AC

I think all of these are originally in some way Reagan's fault

(pointing at the dumpster fire that is my own mind)
good lord what is happening in there

Can they stop making John Oliver specials about me please

for pride month I'm going to start taking cum pills

yeah im mentally healthy i think

I realized today that the reason one of my friends has been barking in voice chat is because they are also puppy. I think the rest of them are still doing it to be scary

someone started praising their dog in VC and I started drooling

how am I supposed to be a productive member of society when I am overwhelmed by ennui and anxiety

Made 2 dozen deviled eggs because I was told I wouldn't, in retrospect this was a horrible idea because I'm allergic to eggs

Life is good, I get called a good puppy for studying all day in a state that's not trying to kill me and I can afford as many snacks as I want. It was worth living through the bad parts to make it here :)

but my paper craft board

alter just got told to fetch me and it worked, this whole thing is so stupid

Had to leave the voice chat when one of my friends told me to bark so they couldn't hear me obey

I'm a born and raised Texan boy, it just so happens I'm also now a Seattle girl.

reciting the litany against fear but replacing every "fear" with "horny" to keep myself from grinding against my wife