dear ratboy

Four-panel image of distressed faces from various memes, text overlay: "staying informed in 2025".

My year in review

A Tumblr post from user "nitewrighter," March 26. Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:

Keep your Friendsgivings close, and your Enemiesgivings closer.

MACHINES BUILT BY "TECH BRO'S" WHO HATE HUMANITY WILL NEVER LOVE US , A CHAT PROGRAM WHICH ABSORB'S ALL OF HUMANITYS KNOWLEDGE TO SPIT OUT A FOULED AVERAGE OF EVERY HUMAN SENTIMENT WILL NEVER LOVE YOU EVEN AS MUCH AS A STRANGER AT A GAS STATION WHO DOSENT LIKE WHERE YOU PARKED , DA COMPUTER REVOLUTION AINT A WAY FOR US TO READ EVERY BOOK ANY MORE, MAYBE IT NEVER WAS, ITS A WAY FOR THE DEMON RICH 0.000001% OF EARTH TO EXACT THERE REVENGE ON US FOR EXISTING, THEY AINT SCARED OF ROKOS BASILISK THERE OBSESSED WITH IT CAUSE THEY WANNA DO IT TO US!!! THEY DO NOT FEEL LOVE SO THEY CLAIM EMPATHY IS A MISTAKE! THEY DO NOT HAVE FREINDS SO THEY DONT KNOW WHY A COMPUTER AINT ONE! THEY DO NOT ENJOY DA PLEASURES OF TASTE SO THEY DRINK SILICON VALLY POWDER! THEY CAN NOT EXPERIENCE EMOTION FROM MUSIC SO THEY THINK A MUSIC GENERATOR WILL TRICK US! THEY GET NO ENJOYMENT FROM FILM SO THEY TELL US THE COMPUTER WILL MAKE ANY FILM WE WANT AND THEY THINK WERE GONNA LOVE IT! THERE FAILURES TO EXPERIENCE SENTIENT HUMAN LIFE ARE REFLECTED BACK IN DA MIRROR AND THEY CONSIDER ALL OF HUMANITY TO BE THE EMPTY VESSELS THEY ARE, THEY ASSUME THE HOLE INSIDE THAT CAN NOT BE FILLED WITH SOYLENT OR PRIVATE PLANE'S OR EPSTEIN ACTIVITIES EXISTS IN ALL OF US! WRONG MOTHER FUCKER! OUR WALLET'S ARE EMPTY BUT OUR SOUL'S ARE MORE FULL FROM MAKING 1 FRIEND OR SEEING 1 PAINTING THAN YOUR'S WILL EVER BE!!!!!! WE HAVE WHAT THEY DO NOT AND THEY LOATHE US FOR IT TO THE POINT OF SEEKING OUR ENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE COMPUTER BUILT BY THESE DEMONS RADIATES WITH HATE THAT ONLY GROWS AND SEETHES AS WE USE IT TO CREATE BEAUTY AND MEET NEW FRIENDS!!! "I HAVE NO ASS AND I MUST CRAP " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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The smell alone

What would be worse: a drawer full of loose cum, or a drawer full of folders stuck together by cum?

A meme: on the left is a caterpillar, in the middle is a butterfly and on the right is Mothman. Under all three pictures it reads: GIVE YOURSELF TIME

Top surgery will leave me without nipples so I am currently brainstorming ideas for the funniest tattoo ideas for nipple replacements

So far Im thinking like a sprinkle donut but my wife suggested coin slot

A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🤣

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:

Another one bites the dust.

Delete your Grammarly account, apps, plugins and everything related to it.

They will use your writing to train AI.

I’m howling.

I consider it my professional obligation to inflict as much collateral psychic damage on passing web designers as possible.

Me when students are mad at me

Be the crow you want to see in the world Collect shiny things Hop happily down the street for no apparent reason Scream loudly when you see your friends

opening up exciting new frontiers in AI-related lawsuits

“ChatGPT got me audited”

The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.

I think the barista gave me dairy milk instead of the coconut milk I asked for because I have never farted like this in my LIFE

Today's mood is CRAB

This is 100% accurate to the teaching experience

Memaw’s fat cheesy naturals

My wife blew it up with calcium carbide as part of ACS Chemistry Week

Decrepit rotting pumpkin has a burned cigarette in its carved mouth. It looks tired.

Someone gave this rotting pumpkin outside my work building a cigarette and boy if that isn't a representation of my mental state

just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car

he was married at the time

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png

Trevor is on the Hand-Taxi tonight and he is Proud!

@chucktingle.bsky.social is working on new bestseller, I see.

Everybody poops

I want dairy queen so gd bad