When I say Ernest, you say Borgnine.

Time for my annual removing a McRib so I can suck my own Big Mac joke

Send all complaints to McDonald's

Let me add that after thinking about it for a minute, I don't give a fuck anymore

All I can say is ' nice dolphins ' and that may have been from the other movie

busy composition

Look, I'm not saying you have to love Dinosaur Jr. Far from it. But some of you act like it's poison and that's some anti-guitar shite.

Go through Toodie. He's hard to miss.

Now ya fucked up, now ya fucked up....you have fucked up now

With rare American exceptions, I'm really only following Irish comics/artists/graphic novelists and any combinations of the three on this site now. And I live in fucking texas.(Not capitalized for a reason)

Dr. Kendzior is someone you want to hear from; you need to hear from.

'could you freshen me up?'
'no'

I was in high school in Ft Worth in the 90s and when a friend a couple years ahead of me dropped out, got a GED and started going to TCJC, I knew that was the way to go. Instead, I stuck with school and graduated and went nowhere for the next three years. Ya gotta have some regrets in life, I guess.

I always wanted to be one of the stunt people that mainly from jumped away from fruit stands in 70s car chases. I bet there were guys that made a living just from leaping out of frame in an apron.

Bluesky suspended Sarah Kendzior today for no reason whatsoever. She just shared excerpts of her articles, which were as always incisive and not offensive at all. Hey @pfrazee.com this is super not OK. I know her- we've interacted a fair bit via chats and her work is essential.

Liberte, egalite, irritable

I don't take pictures of myself because I never look like the cover of a solo album; I look like the first member of the band waiting for everyone else to show up.

I'm like that about shaving with a Bowie knife like Paul Hogan pretends to do in Crocodile Dundee

Nice cube.....be a shame if someone came along and gleamed the shit out of it

aaaand.....puke!

Oliver Reed voice: We're all very large and strong, here.

He hated his parents cuz they didn't believe in combs

Belts are just loop jerky

'gimme a Leonard Cohen afterworld'

When I was five years old, I had a V t-shirt saying 'death to the lizards' and the sleeves cut off. Only thing that makes me wish I were a kid again.

I waited all day to confirm I recognized that tank from altered states correctly. Deeper-than-normal deep cut.

That altered states shit will fuck you right up

the women in the workplace discourse is very funny because a man who can act normal in an office environment that's predominantly female is absolutely on easy street. it's maybe the best gig anyone in history has had. and yet for many guys it is utterly impossible

From Gaza to Sudan,
the old story repeats itself —
may God’s curse be upon the oppressors.

I saw them in Dallas 1999. They played for nearly three hours. So good.