Lenore 🔞

Even if her already-large breasts get even more swollen and start leaking, and her boss keeps pushing back the end date of the experiment, and they're tender from the drugs and all the groping and squeezing, she's just happy a ditz like herself could help!

Middle-aged mad scientist woman insisting to her delightful little assistant, a fresh-faced intern, that it's VERY important that she test this medicine she developed for the good of the world. She stresses to the girl that this could save lives, and the girl agrees.

Please don't think any less of me for the cuckquean yandere elf post

I, personally, have had wonderful results with tying the pets under the bed or next to it, and having them clean up afterwards. This has the added effect of my wife being happy she no longer has to wash the sheets. …”

-but you can also pit them against each other and have them at each other’s throats instead of you and your wife’s.

Speaking of your wife, don’t cast her aside in favor of your new pets! She, too, can be a useful tool to upkeep their training.

-as such, so the best I can do is offer some tips on how to offset this.

Perhaps my biggest piece of advice is to obtain multiple Knife-Ears, and pit them against each other. With multiples, you not only remind them that they aren’t particularly special to you,-

While this obsession might seem appealing, when left unchecked, it often leads to undesirable outcomes, up to and including death of the owner and their loved ones.

Although I personally disagree with the idea of Knife-Ears being starter pets, society continues to promote them-

Excerpt from “On the Keeping of Knife-Ears: How to Make The Most of Your New Pet”

“… Though some races might refer to the Knife-Ears’ general condition as ‘pious,’ it is my opinion that their strict adherence to Moon Goddess worship is more of a symptom. Knife-Ears obsess.

I am so sorry for the elf post I'm about to subject you all to

sorry who said that. That's CRAAAZY

Kick him while he's down?

No.

Kiss him while he's down.

Grab him by the scruff and remind him that he has no right to lay down and die, not when you haven't given him permission. Bite his lips hard enough to draw blood. Pin his arms above him.

Girl who gets isekai'd into her favorite manga and tries to become the hero only to become the villain's main pet, nude and collared and leashed, sitting awkwardly next to his throne as he relays some orders to his mooks

They don't tell you this, but if you compliment a healer's healing skills enough, they'll shudder and moan and ejaculate a little bit underneath the robes btw

Healer who can't follow the tank (she's about to get strapped to the Tank's chest directly onto their cock so there's no more issues with her falling behind)

Well. At least the villain will be too busy with his new trophy to cause too much trouble for a while.

Isn't this the "fixed" ending the man wanted? Instead of all that "shounenslop bullshit"?

Cute hero, blessed by the Gods, barely a month into the plot, spitting venom at the other man. "I'll fucking kill you" hissed out between gritted teeth as he's flipped onto his back and his lipgloss stains the silk pillowcase.

Boy who gets isekai'd and tries to fight the big bad, since he remembers his exact weakness from the power-fantasy webnovel he liked and figures he can just take him down early and get the girls.

... Big bad who just added a new concubine to his collection, a fresh-faced young man who hates him.

Girl buying some new lip gloss that's been flying off the shelves, only to notice she feels... Off.

She posts on R*ddit asking about it, and is assured by all the mega fans that the increased sensitivity is totally normal! (So's the libido and brain fog.)

Big box grocery megastore with so few workers during the overnight shift that it's shockingly easy to just corner one and take advantage of them without anyone hearing.

Every single one of the employees assumes no one else has done it, but everyone on third shift has fucked on the clock.

Butch older paladin woman in lingerie save me

Dollification kink go brrr

You can feel her nails graze your jawline. She could dig them in, leave red angry indents, scratch you beyond recognition.

She doesn't, though. She watches you. Doesn't have an inch of doubt in your eyes as you give in.

You trust her. How could you not?

She cups your chin, gently lifts your face to meet her eyes. Her loving gaze looks more like a death mask surgically sewn onto her face. Almost peaceful. She reminds you of a taxidermied dove. Lifelike, angelic, dead but not rotten.

"Trust me," she repeats, louder, no room for escape.

"Trust me."

Two words. They should be comforting, you think. Has she given you any reason to not trust her?

She says she'll make you perfect, all covered in porcelain and lace. Nothing to think about. Nothing to worry about. But the thought of eternal life as her doll makes your stomach churn.

archiveofourown.org/works/61465420

Toxic yaoi, get yer toxic yaoi here,

Minimum wage worker trying more and more audacious things to get fired, including, but not limited to, public sex.

They don't fire her. They promote her. Now she has to stay there for longer under the same pay she had before.

"Hmmm, say 'please' one hundred times in a minute and I'll consider healing you~"

"DUDE OUR GLASS CANNON JUST DIED HEAL OUR FUCKING TANK"

Unreasonable healdom making her tankslut GF kneel and beg for healing in front of the rest of the party.

The cutest girl you've ever seen (she has just gotten hit by a car)

The idea of the obligatory gentle, kind, upbeat girl beating one of her former teammates so badly even the main villain winces is so... *Chefs kiss*