Jake

Signed an NDA but I don’t give a fuck anymore. I’ve been playing a secret test copy of Bloodborne II. It’s the worst game I’ve ever played in my life.

gamera: guardian of the universe
gamera ii: advent of legion
gamera iii: revenge of irys
gamera the brave

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

Heimlich never saw a penny for his maneuver. But he didn't do it for the money. He did it to hump people

Carl from Aqua teen hunger force standing in an elevator across from Asuka and Rei from Neon Genesis Evangelion The caption reads in a fancy font: “It don’t matter. None o’ dis matters.” There is a tiny heart above it, and both the heart and the red text have a yellow outline around it.

“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire

one of the all time great images ngl

“Nah, man”

Understandably the Weapons-ed kids were upset after their weeks of basement captivity; however, that’s no excuse for pulling their tormentor apart in a yard like warm bread when the justice system provides ample avenues for redress.

Young citizens should learn to pass laws NOT seize justice.

Personally, I believe that institutions that purport to support or otherwise celebrate an industry have a responsibility to pursue material action that backs that support up.

Here, we have an example of the most abject failure to uphold that responsibility, and it's frankly embarrassing. (1/5)

[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop]
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands

Another host, Eugene Daniels, asked Mr. Cuomo what he meant by diversity being a “weakness.” “Diversity can be a weakness if you have antipathy among groups, Jonathan,” Mr. Cuomo said, mistaking Mr. Daniels for his co-host Jonathan Capehart, both of whom are Black.

You can't make this up.

On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

David Lynch: You're not just trying to get on the show are you

Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

John Waters was probably gay when he directed some of those movies

Its refreshing !

Fan Art - Ana Amari - Overwatch

Bloody Kisses / Type O Negative Wiki / Fandom Aug 17, 1993 — The album cover shows two lesbians kissing each other as Peter liked lesbians. He spent many hours looking through hundreds of shades of green ...

#これを見た人はかっこいいお姉様貼る
私はエメラルだす
（過去絵加筆）

interviewer: the game draws from your experiences, correct?

developer: that's right. as a child i spent a great deal of time exploring in the woods. it was a porno magazine i found there which inspired Devil's Pussy Dungeon

i may be misunderstanding but i think if you're talking mid-single digits you can just say, like, "7"

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

my weird dog

boy does it ever

Snickers bar and a metal whistle

Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.

I must confess, "China killed fossil fuel hegemony by simply overproducing solar infrastructure until oil couldn't afford to compete anymore" is something I look forward to reading in future history textbooks.