Allison Shmallison allisonshmallison

I love cats they’re so weird

04.03.2026 22:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you for the book suggestions! The Haar will be my next listen!

04.03.2026 22:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Happy birthday!!

04.03.2026 14:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Stripey, the brown tabby cat, proud of himself for scrunching up my rug

Stripey, the brown tabby cat, being a rolly-polly and continuing to scrunch my rug

Stripey is happy with the destruction he’s caused to my rug

Excuse me sir, why you do this to my rug?

02.03.2026 23:18 — 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is so funny, and disappointing for me 😂

02.03.2026 21:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had to leave early bc of my dumb job. I can’t wait to see this in the vod haha

02.03.2026 20:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How could this happen???

01.03.2026 23:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stripey, the brown tabby cat, sleeping and looking cute af

Big night over here

01.03.2026 04:27 — 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🫂❤️

27.02.2026 21:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re welcome!! Keep those tootsies warm!

27.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Assuming you have many other trinkets and tchotchkes, just place them tastefully around your home. Or a shadowbox situation on the wall?

26.02.2026 00:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sending love 🫂

25.02.2026 23:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I support it

25.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🍓❤️

25.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you and @thebutchprincess.bsky.social !!!! Hope you both have good vacations🎉❤️

25.02.2026 13:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love them! 😎 😍

24.02.2026 17:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I understood more than I want to

24.02.2026 02:34 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Requested!

24.02.2026 00:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You were very demanding about it 😂😂😂 love youuuu

23.02.2026 22:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A small gold pendant on a chain that has cunt subtly written on it

The gold cunt necklace on my neck

Shout out to @ro-the-mo.bsky.social for being the best and forcing me to give him my address so he could send me the greatest necklace ever made ❤️❤️❤️

23.02.2026 22:33 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Omg that’s so cute!! Just like youuuuuu

22.02.2026 15:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by LenVEVO Len - Steal My Sunshine

22.02.2026 15:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Of course!! I used up the character limit haha. It’s a super cute tattoo!!

21.02.2026 21:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

3-5 days is normal and what tattoo artists recommend. I usually will take it off after 3, or when the plasma dries up. I’ve had to reapply before that only bc I’m a leaky gal and the seal broke. That can let bacteria in. If you do reapply make sure to wash with dial and dry with paper towel! Yay! ❤️

21.02.2026 21:28 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Happy birthday Carmen!!!!

21.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh boy, I had such a crush on Christian bale and also wanted to be a scrappy young paperperson 🗞️

21.02.2026 02:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Actual footage:

21.02.2026 02:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Omg mine did that too! Brain? Rotted.

21.02.2026 02:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The babieeeeessss 😍

20.02.2026 20:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s so cuuuuute!!!

20.02.2026 20:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Posts by Allison Shmallison (@allisonshmallison.bsky.social)