The Scorch

But what does Syrup of Squill taste like, exactly? I imagine a fruity, smokey, sweet and sour situation with hints of vanilla and teriyaki.

Just me tho.

I can’t unsee and I’m here for it all the same.

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Oooreeewooo

Any Australian Trekkies within comms range? Well, any willing humor me in a favor, that is? I promise it’s not like last time. Everyone gets to keep their clothes. I mean if they want to. No seriously I would be most humbled if this small, silly, ridiculous favor could happen. DM me!

I mean I feel like bitchy was the standard… it was extra bitchy that got you the outside of a fist.

Saw this on the Book: “The existence of gay Klingons implies the existence of bitchy old queen Klingons. They'd have the funniest and deadliest brunch arguments in the whole galaxy.”

Like guuuurl we been known that.

Never tugged that uniform did he.

I did read the books. And I have the poster from Waldenbooks. I’ll need to talk to my combadge to find it tho.

Not the same, I don’t believe.

Fun fact: The books get into the origins of Greek myths 👀.

Ok. This episode was.. wow. I mean I can’t quite describe the feeling. Like sure we’ve seen episodes like this before, but not like THIS.

My only critique and it comes from a place of pure pocketbook bias: If you’re gonna do The Furies, then DO Tha Mada Fahkin FURIES.

#StarfleetAcademy
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I might add this tale is not unlike one Sub Rosa and ain’t nobody giving anybody any shit about it.

Interesting.

I’d forgotten that “The Muse” is not a favorite of mine. The whole Lwaxanna B story just drives me bananas on top of the A story having me wanting to slap someone. That bih ain’t even Jake’s type. What’s the pitch? Snake lady eats Jake’s brains while a Betazoid stork visits Odo?

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I mean robes are just dresses with slutty access.

And, just how many times have we seen characters in robes, wraps, drapes and full capes? Did they hurt you, too?

No one’s asking you to wear a skirt. Stop acting like it.

Although you should probably consider the ventilation qualities of one.

The powerful need I have for this pips box. In fact, I need several… for… pips. Yes, pips. SO many ranks 👀.

It’s counterintuitive! I know! But nope, it channels all my tension and then releases it when the whole damn ship goes to bed.

Night Terrors. I don’t know why but I put night terrors on before bed and boom, sleep like there are no eyes in the dark… just one moon circling. Peacefully.

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I stated no reason, so therefore, hitherto and ercetera, any stated reason shall be deemed to be inferred and ythusly foment nn nytyțy heresy ur against doctrine. Bwahahaha. Fall into my trap ye little twerps.

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Here’s my poster for this week’s newest Starfleet Academy episode “Series Acclimation Mil”. Truly lovely episode and an amazing tribute to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. #startrek #starfleetacademy #startrekds9

For me it starts with the slow French horns of 1-3 and then the runabout’s warp engines flash and the guitar strum from 4-7 kicks in and I just ride the vibe all the way to the Defiant.

But that’s just me.

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Admit it. It’s been playing in your head ever since you watched the latest episode of #StarfleetAcademy.

Hasn’t it?
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The thing I’m finding interesting about #StarfleetAcademy is it’s so damned rewatchable.

Obsessed x2! Classic Jake but refined and brought into the NOW.

GIMME.

Those bulkheads. They’re always trying to updeck the rest of us.

WHY. Why did they do this to us?!? I went into this show with an open mind and hope and here they go ripping my heart out and giving it kisses.

No YOU’RE crying and have goosebumps.

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Get out of my head I was just thinking it giving Thunderquack.

And just when I thought I couldn’t love you more.

My fifth-grade science teacher gave me this book and I was hooked.
The cover art & ship drawings blew my mind. Each design felt bold & imaginative. The Andor, Northampton & Thufir classes always stuck with me.

Remember the FASA stuff? Have a favorite ship?
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