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Seeing the US and Iran fight is like watching two of the worst bullies in school have a fight. I don’t want anyone to win. Both love to abuse women too so not even that to edge one over the other.

Just naked racism from Farage and the Mail.

Only British and commonwealth citizens are allowed to vote. It's not 'stealing' to legally take part in your own country's elections

Unfortunately I live with a bloke who gets his news from Facebook so anything I say just sounds totally rational

I’ve been thinking it since Trump started on about a 3rd term. I was watching V for Vendetta and there’s a Three Rivers going to happen in the US.

Within the next 6-12 months, there will be an “Iranian” terrorist attack carried out on US soil and that’s how Trump gets a 3rd term.

Came here to say exactly this. Yours was the first post I saw. There’s going to be a 9/11 again.

Trump says US has begun ‘major combat operations’ in Iran after Israel launches strikes - live Israel’s military sounded air raid sirens across the country ‘to prepare the public for the possibility of missiles being launched toward Israel’ in retaliation

Tanking ratings and the spectre of Epstein means Trump had attacked Iran. This world will eventually end in flames because some pathetic pitiful old man got held accountable for his own actions.

Lads, I found someone in Labour who gets it!

Tories are over. Whigs of the 21st century unless Reform implode in the next 12 months.

What Lab don't seem to register is the country has bene voting for the least worst option for decades. Greens for once offered a positive choice and people leapt on it.

Another shrew has been hidden in the house. Cat flap is going onto "out only" this evening. Have reached my rodent corpse limit for 2026.

Only thing sweeter than Hannah winning is seeing Matt being a bad loser. Really, that’s made my morning and it’s not even 9am.

Well done Hannah and fuck Matt Goodwin. Feel bad for Labour but they’ve made their bed. As a centre lefter, Keir’s too right wing even for me. Really, blue Lab can get in the bin.

It's allowing Laurence Fox to pay off his bills so figured there must be some cash in it. If I did this, I would not be contributing to the enshittification of X either, it's long past that.

I think you might well be onto something there....Jo is responsible for the birth rate slump :D

I used to watch Supernanny back in the day all the time. I didn't even have kids at the time. I think I internalised so much that I now parent as she nannied.

I have genuinely considered setting up a X account to play a monetised version of the Daily Mail Red Arrow Game. Go on to the platform and say the most unhinged shit imagineable, get all the upvotes (on DM) or get paid out (X). I can imagine it's quite lucrative.

I was doom scrolling insta and left it on a video of an extreme cleaner when I went to answer the door. Algorithm fed me nothing else for about 4 months. I actually got quite into them for a bit!

Said JD, without a hint of irony.

The show that nearly killed me on a number of occasions, but especially with this:

My brain is now shouting "Stoneybridge Town Council" in a very Scottish accent.

I really hope he did take it personally as that is exactly how the crowd meant it.

Polanski feels like a more successful version of the Corbyn project. Not for me at this stage of things but really happy to see their success. A strong left is good. Shame Starmer doesn't have a better left/centre balance as he would be stronger for it. Even Blair knew this.

A fox is cat software running on dog hardware. I cannot remember who said that but it's a perfect description.

Been on it for over a decade and thanks to me being as twee as fuck, all my algorithm feeds me is videos about crochet, nalbinding and the 1300s plague. Haven't seen politics on it for at least 5 years, which considering the times, is incredible.

I've spent the morning reading Tommy Robinson as Tony Robinson. I think I need new glasses after wondering for a whole second why Baldrick is seeing Holly Valance and having an audience with Trump.

A very handsome young man indeed

Every terras in this land is going to be packed tighter than sardines. Every office empty come 3pm 😂

Trying to write down a simple crochet pattern for something I freehanded and I now know why pattern testers exist. I feel like I have lost my mind writing this down. My hands made a thing and my brain cannot write the words to explain how to do it to the point it wants to blue screen and shut down