stray cat with 838384 diseases

microsoft teams has decided it does not want to associate with me this is an achievement

These painkillers curing ALL my period symptoms except the pain

me when I found out that the guy who gave me the CRAZIEST ick groped my best friend

WE ALL DANCE IN FIRE, TRAPPED IN THIS MACHIIINNEEE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔈🔈🔈🔈🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Zarah Sultana MP We've sold-out! @zarahsultana....

Lgbt people have been saying that about your party for months zarah

Figured out why I’m so suicidal. Started my period

i like that the modern house cat, in defiance of the survival instincts of its quiet, graceful ancestors, can now go down the stairs like a gaggle of children in combat boots playing a set of drums

twitter being down VS. ao3 being down

in every neurodivergent relationship there is one person who goes around turning on lights and another who goes around turning them off

We can debate all day about who got cancelled and whether or not they deserved it, but one thing I have noticed is that a lot of queer YA written from ~2019-2022 has a kind of sterile after-school-special vibe where you can just tell they sanitized the fuck out of it to appease the Twitter hivemind

Puritanism

reminds me of when I texted the suicide hotline and they didn’t respond (it was so funny I stopped feeling suicidal)

one more improperly tagged fanfiction and I’m going on my villain era

I was trying to find sources for my fucking project 😭😭😭😭

I be talking MAD SHIT about “becoming evil” but real ones know I literally wouldn’t hurt a fly

ITS A KIDS MOVIEEEEE

of course youre it/she you have FLEAS

Opened up Discord on my phone... Got some notification about "Orbs" and "completing quests"

Motherfucker I just want you to be a chatroom hosting app. What the fuck are you doing

why are hatsune miku and cloud strife getting freaky with the fog on bsky tl

WELL WELL WELL…. look who’s drawing HUMANS!!

(Thinking back on things that happened literally 10 years ago) omggg why did I even do that

other people: nooo that's my COMFORT CHARACTER you can't put them in SMUT

me: YES that's my COMFORT CHARACTER I want you to put them in SMUT

me: get that paladin/wizard/swordsman/healer/king/prince/legendary hero/redhead/vampire/clearly autistic character thoroughly RAILED

SILVER has seen the sonic 3 movie TWICE and I havent even seen it ONCE. SHARE SOME WITH THE REST OF US!!!

I need to collect blackmail material /j

back in my day I got third in a national science quiz when I was 8

I love seeing posts of people on their period getting emotional over silly things because I get it bro.

I be watching sonic prime for the sonadow subplot

you say that like I'M the one that plays games for hot men smh

I’m being erased from history rn bro they’re hiding all my replies