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@ashtonwontshutup.bsky.social

Neurodivergent, anti-fascist, professional cry baby, and pop culture enthusiast ⭐️

24 Followers  |  19 Following  |  107 Posts  |  Joined: 22.01.2025  |  1.5092

Latest posts by ashtonwontshutup.bsky.social on Bluesky

Almost crashed out bc someone asked me for if I’ve sent out a coupon this month. Read the room???????? Idgaf about business bitch the world????? HELLO

13.06.2025 20:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyway blah blah blah Fuck Ice, happy pride, free Palestine

08.06.2025 19:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The fantasy/fictional moral superiority posts on Threads needs to be studied. We also need a psychoanalysis on the people who believe them. (It’s like 80% of posts on there yall are just dumb)

08.06.2025 19:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can NoDoubt tour without that lady? I would see them in a heartbeat

07.06.2025 00:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just watched “The Last Showgirl” (LOVED) and Pam looks soooo much like my mom when she isn’t wearing makeup it actually tripped me out so much ??????

26.05.2025 15:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t know anyone but a good alternative could be try and thrift some! I’ve gotten a Mason jar of old buttons before

26.05.2025 15:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Dog closing one eye looking like a cute dog pirate. Black and white Shih Tzu small dog, flower bandana around neck with green leaves, a white background and pink flowers. The dog has two green gems in the middle of his head.

Dog closing one eye looking like a cute dog pirate. Black and white Shih Tzu small dog, flower bandana around neck with green leaves, a white background and pink flowers. The dog has two green gems in the middle of his head.

I have a one eyed cat and Willie does this at home for attention - his groomer sent me this and called him a pirate 😭🩷 he’s so dramatic I love him so much

24.05.2025 02:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Idc if I’m going to poor I will never give up being an artist again. Who else will represent the community of chunky monoline doodle lovers?????

23.05.2025 18:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can tell I’m on the brink of losing it because I’ve been waving at my neighbors all friendly like. Idk what the correlation is but it makes sense.

23.05.2025 00:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel bad for Typhoid Mary. I know she was like, real nasty, but… bless her heart. ❤️‍🩹

19.05.2025 00:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Note to self: steal brittas joke about “reverse creaming” and say you made it up ✍️

18.05.2025 12:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I passed on it and now I’m mad bc I didn’t take the meeting or sign the NDA and don’t know what it was really for 👺👺👺

15.05.2025 16:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I LOVE this movie so much.

15.05.2025 16:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I would be stupid not to do it but my mental state is so weak ahhhhhhhhh

13.05.2025 18:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I got offered a really good opportunity for a nice amount of money but the work load is a lot and I don’t know what to dooooooooooooooo

13.05.2025 18:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

I love seeing people go through breakups (with losers) they instantly look so much hotter and happier!!!!

12.05.2025 04:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Chicago celebrates cultural victory with native son, Pope Leo XIV The likelihood that the newly elected pope has consumed a Chicago style hot dog is not zero. And that means something.

The likelihood that the newly elected pope has consumed a Chicago style hot dog is not zero. And that means something.

09.05.2025 22:07 — 👍 1817    🔁 164    💬 79    📌 25

I have to be extra nice to Chad tomorrow because I’m being extra annoying today 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

10.05.2025 01:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate having teeth like I get it we need them but why do they have to have nerves

09.05.2025 00:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t stop saying “me as helly” to annoy my partner but now like I for real for real can’t stop saying it help

07.05.2025 21:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope someone is held accountable for framing karen read this case shouldn’t even be happening still

07.05.2025 16:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The writing on the handmaids tale this season is SO bad 😭😭😭 what is happening

06.05.2025 17:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Flashing lights get on my nerves now. I think that’s a mid life indicator.

30.04.2025 16:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The U.S. is woefully unprepared for the wave of small business failures that 100% tariffs on China will bring if they last more than a month or two

09.04.2025 05:01 — 👍 154    🔁 33    💬 10    📌 1

About to ask a TikTok tarot reader what to do about my business I’m scared and probably totally screwed

10.04.2025 01:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Potentially sick own followed by unnecessary, unsuccessful heat check followed by "oh crap" legal liability follow-up

20.03.2025 16:41 — 👍 14574    🔁 1963    💬 384    📌 189
Photo of Karoline Leavitt

Photo of Karoline Leavitt

KKKaroline at the next press conference.

19.03.2025 19:04 — 👍 16151    🔁 3987    💬 1007    📌 246

I wonder what social media video clips of me they would use if I ended up on a murder show one day (victim)

16.03.2025 15:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why aren’t all the MAGA bros, and families for that matter, trading in their cars and trucks for Teslas?? Is that the line??

12.03.2025 19:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Gene Hackman situation is so sad

08.03.2025 03:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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