It’s going to be about 30 years, isn’t it?
18.09.2025 23:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s going to be about 30 years, isn’t it?
18.09.2025 23:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I fall asleep then spring break is over.
31.03.2025 03:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Introvert or silence bully? There is a fine line
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First try with Flashes
26.02.2025 13:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everything is cramping up!
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I made a solid Mystic Pizza joke and Tam wasn’t even listening.
Sometimes I wonder why I even bother?
I had Funyuns and Diet Coke for dinner tonight because nothing matters anymore.
29.01.2025 02:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pajama Claus is real!!!
25.01.2025 04:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hope so.
22.01.2025 13:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I forgot to wear a belt today and it is making me deeply uncomfortable.
22.01.2025 13:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s my Grandfather, my mom (the oldest), and my aunt Becky. Probably taken on Marathon Key where they lived when my mom was little during the 1940s. Grandpa was a fisherman and lived a hard life I’ve been told. He died when I was an infant.
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I’m looking forward to the debut of @flashesapp.bsky.social so I can continue my oversharing habits guilt free.
21.01.2025 14:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Until you realize that talking about your inability to come up with jibber-jabber is, in and of itself, jibber-jabber
18.01.2025 13:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s a lot harder to come up with jibber-jabber when you’re consciously thinking to produce it.
18.01.2025 13:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0There is ice cream 2 blocks away but it’s 16 degrees outside. What should I do?
14.01.2025 23:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My denture is feeling a little tight today.
08.01.2025 17:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not having any fun.
22.12.2024 20:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This week has aged me a year at least
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I’m gearing up to stop eating sweets on January 1st.
2025 is going to be brutal in so many ways!
Not great, but very surprising
10.12.2024 23:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you are talking up the way of the curd, I have a small cheese press you can have if you want it.
10.12.2024 17:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I mean, who ISN’T carrying around a handwritten manifesto?
09.12.2024 22:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My mouth needs a gut rehab
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I just dipped a potato chip into an open can of cat food.
#tired #potatochip #catfood
This cold streak is reminding me why I don’t have a dog.
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I am profoundly uncomfortable wearing sweatpants in public.
There. I said it.
#generationgap #sweatpants #geezeralley
One sign that I am in the dark heart of middle age is my growing fascination with model trains and dioramas in general.
25.11.2024 22:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Where does one start when they want to throw a hootenanny?
#hootenanny #apartmentmusic