Jess Piper

Women lawmakers are not safe from sexual assault in Jefferson City, Missouri…

RASKIN: Is it lawful for federal agents to shoot and kill a person for engaging in peaceful protest?

NOEM: No

RASKIN: Is it lawful for agents to shoot someone just for driving away from them?

NOEM: No


RASKIN: Well, I'm glad you got the law right

Raskin tears Kristi Noem a new one: "Apparently when your blankie was left on one of the govt jets and not transported to the new one, your special govt employee, Corey Lewandowski, chivalrously stepped forward to fight the pilot -- mid air!"

BREAKING: New York City reports the lowest levels of shootings, shooting victims, and murders ever recorded for the first two months of a year. Major crime is down nearly 8% citywide, burglary hit a record low, and retail theft dropped 25%

😂😂😂

Watching Thom Tillis rip into Noem for shooting her dog is giving me life…

NEW. Rep. Jimmy Gomez, a Democratic member of the House intelligence committee, tells me that if the Ds win the midterm, there's likely to be an investigation of the Iran intelligence and Trump's misuse/use of it.

He says: “There are things we have to look at that people don’t even know about.”

LFG!

No Seat Uncontested Run Everywhere

We have to contest the extremists. We have to fight for every seat. We have to run in races we know we will lose, because nothing will change Mike Moon or his colleagues on that side of the aisle except showing them the exit. open.substack.com/pub/jesspipe...

Sen Klobuchar asked Noem about a US citizen whose door was smashed in by DHS. He tried to show ID. They busted in anyway. No judicial warrant. No answers. Just “can’t speak to the specifics.”

650 agents in Minnesota and zero accountability. This is intimidation. Keep calling out her lies.

I truly would not mind paying taxes if I had paved roads and sidewalks and funded schools and childcare and healthcare… as it is, I’m only paying taxes for war and tax cuts for the wealthy.

Translation: he didn't have enough weapons to fight his war of choice and so he is blaming Ukraine

Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eager for the rapture.

MAGA watching 20 more $5 million missiles launch while they start a GoFundMe to buy paper towels and toothpaste.

Chris Murphy: "It's just so disgusting to listen to the president be waxing poetically about the drapes he's buying while there are six Americans who are dead. There are six families who are about to bury their children because of a war of choice that no one in this country wanted, an illegal war."

Trump on school shootings:
We have to get over it.

Trump on dead soldiers:
That’s the way it is.

Idiocracy becomes more real every day…

I think about that one a lot too. If we could’ve kept Reagan out, what would the country look like?

Do you ever just go back and think what if Al Gore would have become president?

Oh, I know exactly which one you are talking about…

My weekly email to my congressman…

They went to war with Iran (which nobody in America was asking for) so they could conjure an excuse to allow ICE to keep murdering Americans and teargassing schools here at home with impunity (which nobody in America was asking for).

“Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.”

~George Orwell

Seems to be the pattern…

congress sounds cool i wish it was real

The ultimate goal of the regime is to prevent a midterm election…

Another forever war because people can’t bring themselves to vote for women…

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This is why I am a member of the ACLU…

Breaking:

House Oversight Democrats have the votes to force Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick to testify before their panel about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, according to Rep. Ro Khanna.