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kegel knievel

@peditodedios.bsky.social

faggot / pisces / an assemblage / occasionally nsfw

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watching the greatest story ever told by a Mexican man since I started tweeting in 2013

09.08.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they’re calling dinner when I’m the wife they keep at home

04.08.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

anti working class sentiment

04.08.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I see it so often I’m inclined to believe they don’t exist (mentally) beyond 2012 Facebook

04.08.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

grown as hell with a job and rent. I’m not calling it β€œmy pp”, that’s my entire dick balls and ass

04.08.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

changed me

04.08.2025 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Drake at the front counter of the Marriott

04.08.2025 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

got a breakfast burrito in the #airfryer, a finger in my #butt, and put on the rocky horror picture show in my #mexican living room #youremad

04.08.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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weekends are for being #mexican

03.08.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

20 mins

30.07.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you did what

25.07.2025 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

correct, the daycare is open for business

25.07.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

alright being a dad is over for the night. I need to throw neck now

25.07.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we won btw

25.07.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the dad running around the field yelling at their kid has clocked into work

25.07.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

days like this are when I miss being an academic the most

24.07.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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as I was skeeting this out

24.07.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oomf sent me a photo of the huge dick he milked just now

24.07.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and I squirted

24.07.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

serve is getting slightly better. playing much better. @heavygaze.bsky.social creamed me

24.07.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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tennis yesterday

24.07.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Bus driver looking back at two passengers. 
i want to be fucked
i want to fuck someone
i want to watch those two fuck

Bus driver looking back at two passengers. i want to be fucked i want to fuck someone i want to watch those two fuck

when oomfs are flirting in the comments

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what the absence of victory royale does to a #mexican

19.07.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lost 4 straight rounds of Fortnite

19.07.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
caption of an adult video scene that reads:

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,

caption of an adult video scene that reads: Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,

this auto caption took me the fuck out

15.07.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

oh I see

11.07.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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rt if u agree

10.07.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

didn’t realize the voice actor was hot, maybe I was too quick to judge

10.07.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

was forced to watch the tiny chef show at work today

10.07.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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not the my bf fries

09.07.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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