watching the greatest story ever told by a Mexican man since I started tweeting in 2013
09.08.2025 17:54 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@peditodedios.bsky.social
faggot / pisces / an assemblage / occasionally nsfw
watching the greatest story ever told by a Mexican man since I started tweeting in 2013
09.08.2025 17:54 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0theyβre calling dinner when Iβm the wife they keep at home
04.08.2025 21:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0anti working class sentiment
04.08.2025 21:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I see it so often Iβm inclined to believe they donβt exist (mentally) beyond 2012 Facebook
04.08.2025 21:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0grown as hell with a job and rent. Iβm not calling it βmy ppβ, thatβs my entire dick balls and ass
04.08.2025 18:51 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0changed me
04.08.2025 06:05 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Drake at the front counter of the Marriott
04.08.2025 05:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0got a breakfast burrito in the #airfryer, a finger in my #butt, and put on the rocky horror picture show in my #mexican living room #youremad
04.08.2025 05:22 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1weekends are for being #mexican
03.08.2025 23:17 β π 23 π 0 π¬ 0 π 020 mins
30.07.2025 21:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you did what
25.07.2025 05:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0correct, the daycare is open for business
25.07.2025 05:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0alright being a dad is over for the night. I need to throw neck now
25.07.2025 05:12 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0we won btw
25.07.2025 05:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the dad running around the field yelling at their kid has clocked into work
25.07.2025 02:52 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1days like this are when I miss being an academic the most
24.07.2025 21:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0as I was skeeting this out
24.07.2025 18:10 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oomf sent me a photo of the huge dick he milked just now
24.07.2025 18:09 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0and I squirted
24.07.2025 17:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0serve is getting slightly better. playing much better. @heavygaze.bsky.social creamed me
24.07.2025 17:45 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0tennis yesterday
24.07.2025 17:42 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Bus driver looking back at two passengers. i want to be fucked i want to fuck someone i want to watch those two fuck
when oomfs are flirting in the comments
20.07.2025 19:20 β π 2567 π 396 π¬ 14 π 47what the absence of victory royale does to a #mexican
19.07.2025 20:03 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lost 4 straight rounds of Fortnite
19.07.2025 19:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0caption of an adult video scene that reads: Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,
this auto caption took me the fuck out
15.07.2025 04:19 β π 43 π 2 π¬ 6 π 0oh I see
11.07.2025 00:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0rt if u agree
10.07.2025 19:56 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0didnβt realize the voice actor was hot, maybe I was too quick to judge
10.07.2025 19:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0was forced to watch the tiny chef show at work today
10.07.2025 19:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1not the my bf fries
09.07.2025 23:01 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0