Mark Lindsay

Why does Hakeem Jeffries come off like a robot?

Embarrassing

the dumbest form of politics is yelling at voters after you lose. if you lose it is *always* your fault. every confounding factor in the universe is your job to overcome. if you take a position that is unpopular and don't adjust to learning that, you are bad at running for office.

is this good

Herbert nailed it

A modern-day warrior
Mean, mean stride

Twitter is a cesspool now but lmao maybe it’s better than the giant baby app

Kristi Noem is unemployed, armed, and coming for your dog!

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

It's super cool watching the entirety of the US sciences get Lysenkoed.

It’s super funny that Aaron Rogers consistently makes teams worse now

Is there anyone in Pittsburgh who actually wants him to come back?

LMFAOO

a particularly Bluesky-flavored obnoxious reply is when you note a good thing a bad entity did (eg the 1992 apartheid referendum) and people are like "oh so you think apartheid was good? you support everything they ever did?? you want to hug and kiss the Sharpeville massacre???"

It’s a stupid website because of the leftist freaks, I wish there was a centrist alternative to twitter but this is the best alternative, just a crying shame

There are so many penalties imposed by society for being the kind of person who drives a Cybertruck.

- You’re fined $80,000

- You have to drive a Cybertruck

- Everyone sees you driving a Cybertruck

- The word “Cybertruck” is a central part of your life

- You become That Cybertruck Person

My Copilot is dog

lmao people worrying about an apple watch in a SCIF when these guys are drawing up war plans in claude and placing side bets with online bookies

They’re falling to pieces

Ash doing dog stuff

Crying, weeping, gnashing my teeth to learn that hockey players aren’t progressive

a cartoon of a man with a cane standing on a sidewalk in front of a house Alt: a cartoon of a man with a cane standing on a sidewalk in front of a house

Volitionally watching the SOTU

Oh

Way ahead of you

PLOWMAXXING

In pleasant news the train was on time today

The news said my town got 17 inches which seems accurate

This is my front yard after me shoveling for hours, and I still need to widen the sidewalk

Having to shovel around him because he claimed this snow patch for himself