Senator "Inmate #16843920" Meatlord

wet goblin put a "0" on this flag that says "meatlord for america" this is the end

Thanks for 1k followers! Unfortunately I am being placed under arrest for some bullshit charges relating to using taxpayer funds to pay for an allegedly hot redheaded milf camgirl's services

I am sure I will survive prison

Goodbye

wet goblin put a "5" on this collection of nonsense memes this is to indicate the number 5

(sexual undertones)

this is what The Today Show was gonna be called but they pussed out after the focus group feedback

unfollowing will not stop what is coming

death is a part of life

the death of hontdog@bsky.social

its a countdown

wet goblin put a "9" on this picture of bobby hill he can feel the doom

i remember specifically there was a time that she came back with basically the entire stores stock of disposable razors bc of a double coupon thing

im sure store managers hated her guts bc she would stand there and read the fine print to them

how are questions "disinfo?"

I want you to seriously engage with and answer those questions please. That's not disinfo, it's literally just asking you to think critically for a second.

tbh no, until very recently i simply did not fuck with john candy- blasphemy i know

Uncle Buck changed my mind

oh the airport scene specifically, i got no issue with the van scenes those are fine

but theres just too many iterations of "REALLY YOU HAVENT HEARD OF US WOW"

again this is a slight criticism

hey fun fact, that scene is the only thing in the entire movie that i consider to be below par

its not a bad scene but it goes on WAY too long and fucks with the otherwise rock solid pacing

i had a roomie a long time ago, her autism special interest was couponing and she would actually go to a store and come back with an armload of random shit and be all "i paid 5 dollars for all this"

they're all rich assholes, they're snowbirds thats literally what they do

like i have witnessed entire towns in maine empty out like clockwork every november

this is a real thing that happens

*kicks table to andromeda*

I like how you have your alt liking all your posts- you should just like them yourself that would be way funnier

but anyway, sorry that facts dont care about your feelings. way more deaths in gaza under biden so far ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

on that last point- the neighbors are all ALSO out of town- and this is spelled out in many points through the movie HAD YOU BOTHERED TO WATCH IT AND PAY ATTENTION

*kicks a table into the fucking sun*

ok- so when YOU look it up, what source do you come up with? what source do you use for your opinion on "reality?"

set me straight. I'm a reasonable man

my best work comes from me being dog tired

So you wanted a source- you got one- but won't provide one in turn?

Do you see why no one takes liberals seriously? you argue just like maga with vibes and shit

Source is the Gaza Health Ministry.

I'm just curious, since you already had a preconception about how the genocide has been going, what was YOUR source for your opinion?

so you dont care if the thing youre bitching about is ACTUALLY true or not, you just want it to be true

do you care about reality, y/n

really dude. thats your issue?

do you think those numbers are accurate, yes or no? and what if they are? (they are)

wet goblin put a "10" on a random meme from his media tab wet goblin is afraid to die but is ready

idk man i just dont think its funny to quote megyn kelly without also posting her butt hole

you wont seriously answer those questions but i hope you do- because one or more of these things are true:

1) Dems dont actually believe reps are fascist

2) Dems believe theyre fascist but have no idea how to stand up to fascism

3) Dems are also fascist- but polite

Hi, if republicans are fascists- and they are- then why did dems transfer power to them instead of throw their asses in the clink?

why do they keep confirming fascist nominees?

why do they keep voting for fascist policy?

get me to 1k followers and ill do something really funny

a kid with a birthday cake but honts pfp is on it

happy birthday to my best friend, @hontdog.bsky.social, everyone follow him and wish him a happy birthday!!