baba yaga

lots of good and normal stuff on fb marketplace today 😁

damn my life a movie by martian scorsese

they’re transvestigating bob’s burgers on facebook

helpppppp i’m a girl ☹️ @steamdeck.com 

steam deck will not stop freezing while i’m trying to power wash shrek’s house

gerald by name, evil by nature

this would’ve Killed if posting existed in 1944 btw

it’s so funny that anytime anyone needed backup vocals on a song about homicide or living in the jungle or domestic violence or being horny for santa they were like ALRIGHT CALL THOSE ANDREWS SISTERS FREAK

every bing crosby song: i miss the nice folks at home and the smiles and laughter, the city is swingin’ but its home that i’m after

every andrews sisters song: i have a .58 caliber firearm in my little purse and you’re cruel to me daddy you’ll be in a hearse

fucking up at work because i’m playing powerwash simulator in my head

guess who hasn’t watched a single movie since halloween 😀

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

sounds like someone who would swindle an old blind man with Tom Sawyer

if you try to get me to listen to someone called “billy strings” i’m fucking stealing something out your house

i heard they didn’t stop either 🙁 just shuffled his corpse behind a dumpster 😔

so sad to hear the news about Dick Cheney. i can’t believe he went through everything he did just to die with his pants around his ankles at a no loads refused gay orgy in an alley in Bushwick 😕

i’m browsing the Cozy section of the Steam store in ways you can’t even begin to comprehend

went “JESTER MODE” this weekend

Skully - Mulder, not everything is a labyrinth of dark conspiracy. Mulder - (not convinced.)

Art by • Tim Jacobus

The Philadelphia Story (George Cukor, 1940)

no straight cis man is a short king. you’re perverted little imps and you Will be dealt with #trust

screenshot of a NPR Tiny Desk Concert video featuring the Cow Tools Cow playing Cow Tools. The cow stands with its table of crude tools in an office setting surrounded by shelves jam-packed with records, trinkets, plush toys and various other tchotchkes.

been waiting for the cow tools tiny desk

i am, in my Heart, a 40 year old man

silver jews
nick cave & the bad seeds
father john misty
destroyer
the cure
interpol
three 6 mafia
lou reed

i’m tired of working. how do i sign up to be placed in a hamster ball for 3 months by Mr. Beast.

they should let you see other people’s likes on here. and their social security numbers as well.

here’s what i’m reading now (it rips) and what i tentatively have on the docket for the rest of the year

going to a cabin to read and not speak for three days this weekend. does anyone have any last minute book recs for me :3